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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	100% Cheers.
0:06.0	Turns out top tier medical treatment does work.
0:10.0	His neurological issues have been resolved.
0:13.0	Congratulations on that.
0:15.0	Do you know?
0:16.0	Do you know?
0:20.0	Why is it that... Okay, well listen, guys we're making changes to this show.
0:24.0	We're making changes to this show.
0:25.0	There's no more previous at the top.
0:27.0	No more previous at the top.
0:28.0	Number one, you will never see me cry.
0:29.0	I will never cry.
0:30.0	I will never cry.
0:31.0	From this point on, in any podcast any podcast I promise I will never cry if I start to cry I'll walk off a walk offset
0:37.2	I will not you let anyone see me cry do not watch the next three episodes of Burscast but three in a row yeah anytime a
0:45.8	musician starts playing I start crying any song really like it was just move it's
0:50.9	powerful yeah I hear you I'm done crying I'm gonna start
0:53.7	grounded yeah you're never gonna ever hear me say what's the phrase no one likes I had you said
0:58.7	the best night of my life I just I don't want have I've already had them all. Yeah. They're all
1:03.3	done. We're doing it at the event tonight. I think it'll be okay. Yeah I think so.
1:06.8	So no previews at the top. No previews at the top. No previews at the top.
1:13.2	You're never gonna cry or say you had the best night of your life?
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