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All right guys here at Two Bears,

we are always, we want to get better, we want to learn, we want to grow, and we want to heal, and we thought, what better way to do all those things

than to bring in an expert? So sitting in with us today is the one and only Dr. Phil.

Appreciate it, good to be here, a long time fan, first time caller.

Nice to see you guys live in the flesh.

I've gotten some accidental Dickpicks from Bert

through Air Drop on an airplane which is how we met I don't know if you remember that I do remember that I was

fucking wasted yeah you were so was I I think that's I walk by and I'll go machine

and they said sit down sir you're in coach and and then he was up in first and I sent a vodka soda up there and you said I have my own now

and I said okay home brag but you have it I haven't and that's was my next

question is I don't drink in the day a lot unless I'm gonna eat my wife's

pussy but I would love to have a taste sure of poor OSHOS because I've heard nothing but good things.

How do you like it straight up or do you want a mixer? A little soda. A little soda, maybe a couple rocks. Can you pass me that glass?

Sure if you lower your voice, stop yelling at me, Tom. It's okay. Now I know you guys have been friends for a long time but is there something you need to make a friend? Like do you need a connection? Do you need like a hobby that you both share you know I think so I think so too

Bert what's the first thing you if you could drop that louder time that'd be great

was there was there something you first saw in to there we go? Yeah. You're going to break the

fucking okay. God damn it. I'm having I'm having 4th of July flashbacks.

When we have barbecues at the fill house people get

fucking cuckoo for cocoa puffs. I'm telling you. Oh yeah we got well first of

all on my wife's side of the family there's always cousins that show up that I've

never met they're looking to kind of you know squeak some some pennies out of the the fill the titty

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