You know, I saw a tiktok that showed how you make the theme to the Mandalorian, which is played on...

Does anyone know what instrument is played on that?

That sort of like not airy flute thing.

It's not panpipes like most people on tiktok are trying to attempt.

I don't know. It is.

Per the composer, it is a bass recorder.

Now, as in a recorder, the size of a bass clarinet.

So, at that point, Holly saw that, dropped her jaw and exclaimed,

why don't I have one of those?

To which I said in my head, great question.

So I looked it up, found out how much one cost.

And I looked and noticed that the company that I guess is the monopolists for the quality bass recorder.

The recorder people, they can't make their address public.

They get burned down so fast by angry parents.

But the people who make the finest recorders and who make the best bass recorder,

which still, by the way, does not cost that much.

Don't say that. You indulged me.

I did. So for just like 30 bucks more, you could get an additional six recorders,

all of various shapes, tones, and sizes.

So, Prey, no.

So it arrived on my doorstep, like a gun box.

Sure.

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