FIRE DISASTERS

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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

In keeping with Fullcast tradition, we belly-flop into the offseason by restarting our Disasters Playlist, this time centered around “times you have set things on fire that were not supposed to be on fire.” Includes the following instant-classic story elements: • “We did not have a fireplace.” • “The smoke was visible for miles around.” • “Ants survived.” • “It was like a terra-cotta jet engine.” Also, this very quickly becomes our long-awaited musical episode. Surprise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Lot of good spring scene on this episode.
0:02.0	Holly, great job.
0:03.0	Oh so much, good.
0:04.0	I'm the God of mine.
0:06.0	What the disgusting fuck is that even mean?
0:09.0	I think it's on fire.
0:12.0	I think it's about fucking Robocop.
0:14.0	I'm just gonna invite you.
0:16.0	Man, I was gonna say I'm just gonna invite these
0:19.0	Chodes one by one on the Shower of the Ossies to be like,
0:23.0	explain yourselves, but now I want to invite that vaguely Nazi dude
0:27.0	who said I'd bet you think Robocop is political.
0:30.0	On here to explain what Robocop is actually about to me.
0:35.0	My proud directives is to love you babe.
0:39.0	It wasn't even a tweet.
0:41.0	It was a reply to somebody.
0:42.0	I don't know how it came across my timeline,
0:44.0	but it's just him going, I bet you think Robocop is political.
0:48.0	Oh.
0:50.0	Well there's a heart beating in this metal chest.
0:54.0	I'm a robot cop and girl you're the best.
0:59.0	I can fly.
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