A Listener Production

As a famous person who could have easily been Googled before finalising this script but wasn't once said,

only two things are certain, death and taxes.

Hamish and Andy smartly realised there's not much you can do about reducing the first,

but perhaps there's something you can do about minimising the second. So ConCon was born,

a conference for all where everyone in attendance would have their industry talked about by

Hamish, Andy or Jack. A two or possibly even three session educational and by no means

entertaining Learn Fest across two days with more facts than biscuits and that's saying something

as there were 3,000 biscuits. 300 tickets were sold in minutes. Merch was secured.

Australia's best biscuit-themed band, Kingston Crum, was sourced to play mood-setting music.

Tea times were booked, but strictly only as a backup in case session three didn't go ahead.

All that was left was to deliver the best damn conference the business world had ever seen.

However, that would have to wait for one more day as we pick up the action in Hamish and Andy's hotel room at RACV Royal Pines Resort, minutes before the welcome drinks and registration.

Business ladies and business gentlemen, get ready to hold on to your receipts.

Welcome to ConConCon 24.

Friday, 10 past three, we've arrived at ConCon.

Lovely rooms, tax deductible.

You guys both feel fast.

My room isn't as nice as this. This is a very nice room we're in andy's room at the moment this is must be very nice mbvm well i don't know

who is administering doing the administration of all this but i guess that's just how the cookie

crumbled i'll go down and have a word to reception straight up to this. Thank you guys. Rovable that you didn't get as good a room as us.

Well, it actually said, so I'm on floor 15,

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