Hamish & Andy

1. World’s tallest hat 2. Extreme empaths 3. Andy’s dig discovery 4. Burg Boys pick their mission 5. Back to the Future In very rare scenes, Hamish has done some thorough research on the “World’s Tallest Hat” and has some ideas. The Extreme Empaths keep coming in, and Andy reveals a VERY suspicious item they found while renovating their 1876 house. Hamish has a gripe with AppleTV, and the Burg Boys have officially picked their target, it’s on!

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

Hamish received an email from listener Christian with a ‘million dollar business idea’ - he wrongly thought this show would be a safe space…!!  Andy gets into the Easter spirit with the first-ever Easter carol, “Hey Judas,” and a bunch of callers join to Upset Andy! The boys sift through the businesses that they won’t target in the small business security test before the “Burg Boys” go dormant! Christian's Million Dollar Idea Upset Andy...without chargers. The First Easter Carol Burg Boys... Testing Small Business Security

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

Hamish received an email from listener Christian with a ‘million dollar business idea’ - he wrongly thought this show would be a safe space…!!  Andy gets into the Easter spirit with the first-ever Easter carol, “Hey Judas,” and a bunch of callers join to Upset Andy! The boys sift through the businesses that they won’t target in the small business security test before the “Burg Boys” go dormant! Christian's Million Dollar Idea Upset Andy...without chargers. The First Easter Carol Burg Boys... Testing Small Business Security

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

In a bid to save Special Skills, Hamish wants to find the 'chosen one' holding the ultimate special skill! Meanwhile, Jack unveils his sacrifice to the gods (it’s a big one) and gifts it to the listener who almost bagged the golf cart. Song Sleuth is back, with Andy taking the a current hit TV show theme straight to the lab for testing. Plus, in the final twist of the Up There Cazaly Quest, Andy brings us the inside scoop from Collingwood’s home game last week — could the song have been played?! A Conclave for Special Skills Jack's Gift for the Gods Song Sleuth Up There Cazaly Finale

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

‘Tell Us Someone’ is back, and it should be easy this early in the year… We’ve got a disappointing update on our ‘Up There Cazaly’ quest, plus a medical manoeuvre from Hamish that we absolutely DO NOT recommend you try at home!  Luckily Jack has been too busy playing golf this week to see the backlash from his golf buggy win…!! 1 – Tell Us Someone 2 – Up There Cazaly Outcome  3 – Hamish’s inadvisable medical manoeuvre  4 – Golf Buggy feedback: the people are disappointed

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2025

Find out whether Jack is victorious in his quest to weasel the motorised golf cart from the hands of the people! We hear more stories from our most empathetic listeners, Hamish places a call to his good friend T-Bone, Andy poses an interesting question “Is Josh an Asshole?” and Hame has an idea for a new show venture!  1. Golf buggy roulette  2. Extreme empaths  3. Is Josh an a-hole?  4. Hamish and Jack chat to T-Bone  5. Small business security test 

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2025

Will Jack use his position of power to play fair or play foul when it comes to the Golf Buggy competition? Andy watched a news story about a house that was built on the wrong block, and the guys have so many questions. Hame is dubious about the validity of a battery ad he saw, and the ‘Up There Cazaly’ song sleuth is back with a major development. 1. Fair or Foul - How many competition tickets for Jack? 2. House built on the wrong block 3. Proving Up The Cazaly is an Australian anthem 4. Energizer Bunny

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2025

Andy’s love for his dog Henri has him questioning whether he loves her more than his fiancée, Bec. Hamish shares Rudy’s swimming carnival prep (or lack thereof) and Extreme Empaths is back for 2025. We also have a returning contestant for Chit-Chat Champion getting a second chance after 5 years of agonising over it! Plus, Jack’s golf buggy weaseling reaches a new level. 1. Extreme empaths  2. Andy might like Henri more than Bec  3. Jack’s golf buggy decision…again  4. Chit-chat champion  5. Rudy’s swimming carnival

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2025

Fresh from their mandated break and a ’business trip’ to the States, the boys give us the lowdown on the opening of their new pub, Old Mates, and bring you "Who Did I See?" – the New York edition! Hamish stirs up some cracker callers to upset Andy’s start to the new year, plus Jack drops a huge bombshell regarding the free golf cart he weaselled… 1. We’re publicans now, and ‘Who Did I See NY edition’  2. Upset Andy 3. Hotel poo etiquette 4. How is Jack’s Golf Cart going? 

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2025

Everyone knows that exactly one week before Christmas, Reministmas is celebrated which involves looking back at the year and reminiscing. To help get into the spirit of Reministmas this year, the Hamish and Andy Podcast team have compiled a bunch of moments from the 2024 year podcasts for us all to look back at fondly… or angrily if you really didn’t like that specific bit.

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2024

In the final ep of 2024, the boys say goodbye to Podcast Mike, (attempt to) tie-up lots of loose ends, celebrate their most empathetic listeners, and Jack has an enormous decision to make....!!  1. Extreme empaths  2. Loose ends  3. A celebrity endorsement for digital bird collecting  4. New season of Remembering Project  5. Podcast Mike’s farewell  6. The decision 

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2024

ConCon is here! Did Hamish deliver on his biscuit promises? Did the controversial Session 3 go ahead? Did delegates walk away with all-education and no-entertainment?!  Hamish Still Hasn't Finished his slides Networking Welcome Drinks Jack and the WhatsApp Nerves are Kicking In Session 1 Mid Session Break Session 2 Testimonials ConConConrad Sewell

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2024

The guys have their final meeting to make all their last minute preparations for ConCon this weekend. Andy's noticed something curious about his dog Henri, while Hamish wants to talk about Elon Musk's new robots. Listener Michael has a bird related dilemma, and we finalise Conrad Sewell's ConCon song!  1. Final ConCon preparations  2. Two poos and a wee  3. Digital bird hunting with Michael  4. Tesla robots  5. Conrad’s ConCon song 

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2024

Jack surprises the guys with an unbelievable request in classic weasel behaviour. Andy was perplexed by the name of a furniture store. Conrad Sewell joins the boys to prep for his appearance at ConCon, and a brand new merch launch for the pod! 1. Jack’s weasel request  2. Furniture Okay  3. Conrad Sewell at ConCon  4. H&A golf balls 

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2024

There's a big biscuit update that needs to be addressed asap, and the boys have some more correspondence to get through ahead of ConCon. Meanwhile, Andy may have done a historical fart that needs to be investigated by Hamish. Andy attended another conference, and gives some advice to the guys about how they work, and Extreme Empaths is back!  1. ConCon - a few more logistical voice notes  2. Extreme empaths  3. Andy’s massive fart  4. Tips for conferences 

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2024

Hamish brings a listener gripe about a recent show opening. Andy questions Jack about his willingness to provide a quote for his tunnel, and also digs up an old episode of the show which might prove that Hamish has been doubling up on ideas. Another batch of the most powerful power moves ever, and ConCon preparations continue to chug along!  1. Mike’s Malcom in the Middle opener  2. Jack’s tunnel quote  3. T-shirt fact returns  4. Power moves  5. ConCon - industry allocations 

Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2024

Hame decides to kick off the show by upsetting Andy, then all 3 of the boys display some weaselling behaviour over a meat thermometer! The beautiful Extreme Empaths continue to delight the team, plus a behind the scenes peek at how the ConCon admin is going (spoiler: they get sidetracked!) 1. Upset Andy  2. Hamish lost his meat thermometer  3. Extreme empaths  4. ConCon voice notes  5. Empty suitcases & Smarty the puppet 

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2024

The guys bring back the infamous Three Fact Shootout, a notorious failure from a few weeks earlier, with three fresh new facts to scrutinise. Andy has a gripe about purchasing new pillows, and the boys use a classic radio style competition, 'the phrase that pays' to help allocate new tickets for ConCon. Hamish had a colonoscopy, and Bec got a speeding fine in Andy's car!  1. Three fact shootout  2. Andy’s pillows  3. ConCon - Phrase that pays  4. Hamish’s colonoscopy  5. Bec’s speeding fine 

Transcribed - Published: 9 October 2024

Andy brings Bec into the studio to reveal something massive for Hamish & Jack. Hamish finally comes back to Blow Something Wide Open. Musical guests have begun putting their hands up for ConCon, and listener Luke may have lost touch with the common man...  1. The Aura Ring - Bec’s confession  2. Extreme Empaths  3. Blow something wide open - Tuna  4. ConCon - Musical guests  5. Luke's lost touch test 

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2024

The guys feel like they’re definitely getting ghosted by the guy who can get undressed in under 2.5 seconds, so Hamish proposes an alternate idea. Darcy’s under the microscope again after a ski trip that went wrong. The guys discuss more biscuit options for ConCon, and we put two listeners to the test for Chit Chat Champion! 1. Undressing Olympics 2. Darcy under the microscope - Ski trip 3. Chit Chat Champions 4. ConCon - The the hybrid biscuit model 5. Fame shamed

Transcribed - Published: 25 September 2024

We clear up some ConConConfusion with our good friends at the ATO. Hamish notices adults are celebrating Book Week now, while also encouraging Andy and Jack to check out his flattering mirror. Plus, a special skill involving flickin' the world's most finger lickin' chicken! 1. The ConCon mea culpa 2. Power Moves and book week musings 3. Chicken Flickin’ Good - Special skill 4. Hamish’s flattering mirror

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2024

Andy's followed up on one of ConCon's most important factors: the biscuits. The boys revisit Random Rob, a game they vowed to play only once every 10 years. A three man fact shoot out ends in disappointment, with three of the worst ever facts presented. Plus, the guys try speed undressing for themselves. 1. ConCon biscuits call 2. Random Rob - 10 years on 3. Fact shootout 4. Speed undressing challenge

Transcribed - Published: 11 September 2024

It's one year since Jack promised to doorstop the CEO of Mars, and it's never happened, so Hamish & Andy bring the door stopping to him. Bec caused a ruckus on a family holiday in Fiji when she lost her ring, and the guys tackle one of the most important parts of ConCon: The Biscuits. 1. Jack doorstops the CEO of Mars 2. Bec loses her Oura Ring 3. Extreme empaths 4. ConCon biscuit chat

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2024

Jack's been caught out weaselling again in what can only be described as the biggest weasel trap ever set on the show. Andy's looking a little too happy, so we bring on some listeners to upset him. A extended voice mail from a friend leaves Andy in a sticky (or stinky) situation, and ConCon's location is finally revealed. 1. Jack’s hoarding more jackets 2. Upset Andy 3. Andy leaves an embarrassing voice mail 4. ConCon location reveal

Transcribed - Published: 28 August 2024

A salacious headline about Hamish being in a police investigation sets the guys up to play another round of Salacious Headlines. Multiple bids have come through for a ConCon location, and Andy comes in with a brand new Song Sleuth involving an Australian classic. Plus, listeners try their best to tell the guys someone they haven't thought of for a while. 1. Salacious headlines 2. ConCon bidding locations 3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 4. Turning to look at a fancy car 5. Song Sleuth - Up There Cazaly

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2024

Hamish had a hilarious Uber ride involving a driver listing all of his gripes with the Logies, plus an expert at Impulse Buyer Psychology sheds some light on Hamish's problem. Our extreme empaths delight us again, and a listener thinks they can listen to the podcast at 3x speed. 1. Hamish’s Logies Uber ride 2. Inside the mind of an impulse buyer 3. Extreme Empaths 4. Podcast speed listening 5. Gruff pays a visit

Transcribed - Published: 14 August 2024

Anji joins the show to vouch for her partner, who petered out of the show after claiming he could get completely undressed in less than 2.5 seconds. Andy makes a discovery about toasters that he puts to the test in Experimental as Anything, while wrapping up some Loose Ends in the meantime. Hamish brings back the Moonwalkers for a quick update, and we bounce around some location ideas for the upcoming ConCon. 1. Return of the speedy undresser 2. Experimental as anything - toaster time 3. Racing Sonny in the moonwalkers 4. ConCon location suggestions

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2024

The emails have absolutely flooded in for ConCon, so the guys talk about the logistics around the big day. Paris 2024 is underway, and the boys have noticed a few humorous things going on with the games. We hound the Mint with requests for a coin, and Jack's weaselly ways are put under scrutiny once again. 1. Con Con expressions of interest 2. Extreme empaths 3. Paris 2024 observations 4. Your emails to the Mint 5. Crows stealing golf balls

Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2024

Hamish finally receives the Moonwalkers and shows the guys his amazing new walking speeds, the guys come up with the idea for ConCon: A Worldwide Tax Deductible conference that all of the listeners are invited to. Chit Chat Champions is back with a twist, as Marg Lee and Kerri Blake take each other on for a special Mum edition. Plus, Jack's bashful about mentioning you-know-who, but keen eared listeners have found some damning evidence against him. 1. Moonwalkers first test 2. Power moves 3. Worldwide conferences 4. Chit Chat Champions - Mums edition 5. Mr. Ralph on the radio

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2024

Hamish has some big questions for the guys about tax deductions and wants to speak to an accountant about what you can and can't hypothetically, maybe, claim. Jack snubs the show once again on his popular radio show, leaving the guys unsure of what they mean to him. The CEO of the Royal Australian Mint speaks out about the ambitious coin saga, and we welcome a self-proclaimed hex key hero to test his special skill. 1. Hamish’s tax test 2. What does #6 mean to Jack? 3. Hex key hero - special skill 4. The CEO of the mint speaks

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2024

Hamish's moon boots have arrived, so he takes them out for a spin to see just how fast he can walk. Andy launches a new segment trying to get to the bottom of the small truths in life, plus a commercial pilot joins the boys on air to talk about shaky landings. George from Seinfeld might be ripping off the show, and Hamish's wife Zoe thinks she has a fool proof way to ward off demons. 1. Moon walker boots arrive 2. Soft truths 3. Pilot Josh talks shaky landings 4. Limes to ward off demons 5. Jason Alexander’s bell 6. AI temperature check

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2024

Jack's been caught red handed in one of his worst ever weasel attempts, which he doesn't even attempt to deny. We speak directly with one of Jim Chalmers' hairdressers and also discover that our listeners are extreme empaths just like Bec. Plus, Hamish had an encounter with a very funny name, and listeners join the show to Upset Andy once again! 1. Jack weasels for a new golf shirt 2. Upset Andy 3. Speaking to Jim Chalmers’s hairdresser 4. Extreme Empaths 5. Mr. Bean

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2024

A famous surfer is influencing Hamish's Instagram algorithm and Hamish doesn't understand why. A brotherly feud takes place on a new edition of Chit Chat Champions. Hamish is wondering if he technically counts as a university alumni when he never graduated, and Andy had his first facial. Plus, Jordann says she can guess the croak of any frog... so how does her claim stack up when put to the test? 1. Inside the mind of an impulse buyer 2. Chit Chat Champions - brothers edition 3. University alumni 4. Andy’s painful facial 5. Croaks and Ribbets - Frog special skill 6. Driveway speed

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2024

Listener Hugo thinks he can name the drummer in any band by simply looking at a photo of them, so does he live up to the hype? Hamish hosted a 'dress as your partner' dinner party, which uncovered a lot of interesting details about how his partner perceives him. Meanwhile, Andy had an incident at a local French cafe, and needs Hamish to help him resolve it, and maybe get some free ham for Henri in the meantime. Plus - a frog based special skill evaluation and Andy's amazing sleep quality. 1. Guess the drummer - special skill 2. ‘Dress as your partner’ dinner party 3. Hamish helps Andy out of an awkward situation at his local cafe 4. Identifying the frog by its croak 5. 100% sleep quality

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2024

The boys are dumbstruck as a tradie walks into the studio and interrupts the podcast... but was it really an accident? The guys play another edition of everybody's favourite pizza based guessing game, Pizza Lotto, and still wonder if Pino actually understands the rule. Bec drops her engagement ring in the toilet, and Hamish brings back Movie in a Minute with Oscar nominated French film, 'Anatomy of a Fall.' 1. Pizza Lotto 2. Ear witness - Can you pick a voice in a line-up? 3. Washing new clothes before wearing them 4. Bec's engagement ring in the toilet 5. Movie in a minute - Anatomy of a Fall

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2024

Hamish has a very special guest coming to his house and asks the guys to guess who it might be. Liv comes down to Melbourne to showcase her Treadmill Special Skill - so how will she fare under the pressure of winning a coin? Andy thinks Bec is an Escape Room champion, and wants to see if she'd join a national team, and the guys go through the A-Z of special Aussie coins and wonder what took the spot for 'H.' 1. Guess who’s coming to Hamish's house 2. Liv the Milage Mindreader - Treadmill special skill 3. Will Bec compete in the escape room national championships? 4. Glasses are a scam 5. A - Z of Aussie commemorative coins

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2024

Hamish and Andy officially re-enter the prank game with Hamish's amazing hat prank finally being put to the test to some unsuspecting waiters at a cafe. Andy has an updates on acai bowl investment, which leaves the gang lamenting about their lost BitCoin again. Hamish has a question on an Uno ruling that caused a stir in his household, and some more of the most powerful power moves! 1. The hat prank 2. Loose ends and bitcoin sadness 3. Power moves 4. Ultimate Uno ruling

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2024

It's Andy's birthday week, so Hamish decides to tee up a special Please Andy segment. There's a scandal in the fragrance world as Cristiano Ronaldo might've stolen the show's signature scent. Andy received a bizarre survey from The Burnley Tunnel, and Hamish finally reveals the hats! 1. Please Andy 2. Burnley Tunnel recommendations 3. Hamish’s prank hat reveal 4. CR7 vs. Andy by Hamish

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2024

Hamish may have uncovered a breakthrough to connect with the Royal Mint, but on closer inspection it might not be great. Andy thinks there's a new type of awkward greeting and decides to explore it through song. The Hat Construction prank continues, with Hamish detailing the next steps, while also talking about bribing his daughter and accidentally making her one of the world's highest paid cyclists. 1. A Royal Mint connection 2. Andy’s awkward ‘hi’ song 3. Hat construction progress 4. Your fastest corners 5. Power Moves 6. Rudy the high paid cyclist

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2024

Hamish starts the show with another finger-pointing fart investigation while Chit Chat Champions returns with the most unconventional player yet! Darcy finds himself back under the microscope, the boys are perplexed by a new commemorative coin on the market, they explore a potential fly-in special skill, and finish with a new corporate bonding exercise. 1. Fastest corners in your house / another fart investigation 2. Chit Chat Champions: Star Wars 3. Darcy under the microscope 4. NRL coins 5. Treadmill Special Skill - potential participant Olivia 6. Dogs looking at you while they poo

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2024

Andy kicks off the show with some exciting news! Meanwhile, Hamish shares a story about a disgruntled customer at a car rental desk. Plus, Andy brings in some more school song bangers, and Hamish provides an update on the noise that's been disturbing Zoe's sleep. 1. Huge Andy news! 2. Rental car stand-off - ‘She’s had enough’ 3. School song bangers 4. Update on Zoe’s noise complaint

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2024

Listener Sarah knows Jim Chalmers' hairdresser, and gives us the inside scoop on his corporate cut. Andy thinks he knows who the most powerful person on the podcast is, and it's not who you'd think. Hamish's wife has a noise complaint that Hamish is determined to solve, and he also has an update on the amazing hat prank. 1. Power Moves 2. Jim Chalmers hairdresser connection 3. Hat prank update from Hamish 4. Who’s the podcast’s most powerful member? 5. Zoe’s noise complaint

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2024

Hamish realises that if the show continues to call out confectionary related fails, then they should also celebrate all the chocolate heroes out there. Andy really struggles with giving advice to Bec, so gives Hamish & Jack a chance to prove their boyfriend capabilities. A local radio show is stealing segments from the podcast, Hamish has a car based game with his kids, and the listeners return to Upset Andy again. 1. Chocolate heroes 2. Boyfriend simulator 3. Upset Andy 4. Hamish’s Sandstorm blowhole game 5. Segment Sleuth - Jack rips off Song Sleuth

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2024

Hamish has discovered what may be the best prank ever in a kids magazine he bought for Sonny, while Andy thinks Bec might be too empathetic after an incident at the F1. Bernard jumps on the show to demonstrate his Bluey expertise against Bluey creator Joe Brumm, and The Royal Perth Mint delivers some tough blows. 1. Royal Perth Mint 2. Bec has too much empathy 3. Kids magazine hat prank 4. Bernard’s Bluey brilliance - special skill 5. Malteasers April Fools

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2024

Hamish brings a gripe to the table for the guys, talking about jokes he doesn't think his wife Zoe gives enough respect to. Tell Us Someone returns for 2024 and Andy's got a Keep It or Delete It that might be the worst thing ever brought to the show, plus some very powerful power moves! 1. Jokes your partner doesn’t respect 2. Power moves 3. Choccy news 4. Tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while 5. Keep it or Delete it - Only Farts

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2024

The "I Will Never Mention Mr. Ralph" shirts have been released into the world, with various listeners sharing their pledges of silence around Mr. Ralph. The boys learn of a listener who shares Jim Chalmers' parkrun, and plan to catch him out with a parkrun sting. Hamish's favourite movie had a sequel in book form and there's a big, big sound that the Song Sleuth is investigating. 1. Mr. Ralph pledges 2. Upset Andy 3. Coin updates: Parkrun with Jim Chalmers 4. Hamish's book recommendation: Heat 2 5. Song Sleuth - GWS vs. Ke$ha

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2024

The boys have a new initiative to ensure that Mr. Ralph is NEVER mentioned again on the show. Hamish has an incident with a spider and thinks they're getting more intelligent and Andy's back with a new round of "Who Did I See?" Plus, the guys listen to YOUR submissions to find out who will be the lucky winner of Hamish's two white tiger heads. 1. I will not mention Mr. Ralph 2. Spiders are getting ballsier 3. Who did I see? 4. Tiger head giveaway & song submissions 5. Andy’s apartment fiasco

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2024

Hamish & Andy are joined by coin nerd (or expert) Joel Kandiah from The History of Money, who has a massive breakthrough on the quest to get a minted coin. The guys twist the stories in Salacious Headlines, and the chocolate scandals keep coming in, with a Toblerone injury and Ferrero Rocher debacle being shared. Plus, Hamish has a prize giveaway for a lucky listener... 1. Coinologist Joel 2. Salacious headlines 3. Ferrero Rochers and Toblerone injuries 4. Hamish's tiger heads up for grabs

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2024

Andy has a huge idea for an adventure the show could go on involving the Royal Australian Mint and Jim Chalmers, but it could take over 2 years to come to fruition. Gustomer service checks are officially back, with Brisbane's Gusto da Gianni delivering an overwhelming level of gusto after a shaky start. Hamish has two new furry friends in his life and a special skill that seems beyond impossible. 1. H&A $1 coin 2. Gustomer Service Checks: Gusto da Gianni 3. Hamish’s Kittens 4. Impossibly quick clothes removal

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2024

Hamish & Andy are back for 2024 and are wondering what the show stands for this year, and what might be better left in the past. Speaking of the past, Andy discovers Alicia Keys' SuperBowl blunder has been wiped from the internet, leaving the gang to discuss classic Hamish & Andy blunders they'd rather rewrite. Andy's fed up with taking on extra jobs around the house, and another batch of the most powerful power moves. 1. What do we stand for in 2024? 2. That's an Andy job 3. Power Moves 4. Rewriting history

Transcribed - Published: 28 February 2024