203: 90 Day Fiance The Other Way & Love After Lockup

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🗓️ 15 October 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Cynthia Bailey got married and I have a few things to say, as I am a certified clothing designer (in my mind). Love After Lockup (4:00) is back! Scott is still sleeping on his futon, but it’s just because Lindsey’s vagina is only accessible when his floors are clean. Yeah, maybe Scott should talk to Heather because she is more horny than a triceratops. Aunt Diane? Move, bitch, get out the way!

Another national treasure, 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (18:39), returns with my 90 Day Barack & Michelle, Armando & Kenny. In uncertain times, they give me hope. Speaking of hope, there is none left that Ariela has ever picked up “What to Expect…” or used the internet. Pregnancy Brain is a thing, but I think hers is more “Mommy, do it for me” Brain.

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0:00.0	Hey there. Welcome back to Realtev. I'm very excited about today's episode because it almost
0:16.1	feels like two brand new shows. Love After Lockup is back as well as 90 day
0:21.8	fiance the other way. This week I'm going to have my
0:25.6	recap of Married at First site over on Patreon so you can check that out. But
0:30.1	before I jump into Love After Lockup I have to talk about what we are all just edging about this weekend.
0:38.0	You know what I'm going to say? Cynthia Bailey got married.
0:43.0	I know, you woke up Saturday morning you ran to Twitter you knew it was going to be a buzz.
0:48.0	The photos that came out of that wedding I am so embarrassed for Cynthia.
0:54.2	Please go and check out people, what is that,
0:57.3	People magazine.com, they got the exclusive.
1:00.0	The two photos that they have posted, okay I have to pull it up here, she looks beautiful.
1:05.4	Okay, the dress has that illusion thing that all the housewives wear to all the reunions where,
1:11.6	it's not see-through. it's almost like a figure skater
1:14.7	see-through kind of mesh thing and then a whole lot of beating but the angle she's
1:21.5	standing at is just like a very odd angle.
1:25.6	It almost looks like she has a bad case of scoliosis.
1:29.2	Oh, or scoliosis, if you listen to the marriage boot camp recaps, she's just like at an odd stance where it looks like one hip is disproportionately higher than the other.
1:41.6	And then her husband, Mike Hill,
1:45.0	oh, I never put two and two together, Jesus.
1:48.4	Okay, he's wearing a sparkly bedazzled blazer and you see the profile of him the entire side of his body
1:58.4	one foot might be pointed like one toe might be pointed and his face is kind of like smushed against hers
2:06.5	and it's very odd he's kind of crumpled up he has one finger pointing the most bizarre photo that you would choose to publish.
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