208: 90 Day Fiance Premiere

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🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

The Universe has been listening to me & it’s really freaking scary. I apologize to any reindeer I teased COVID upon. And Selena, I hear you, my Queen! Life After Lockup sucked this week so a super condensed recap leaves more time for the NEW SEASON of 90 Day Fiance (7:42)! Brandon is holding out his secret for flawless skin, but he’s not too shy to sow his Orkin Oats across the world. While we’re able to catch up with Mike & Glen Close, Jovi and his jaws are the ones to really steal the show. Or should I say steel, because he can certainly bite through it…

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0:00.0	Well, hello again, and welcome to reality TV. I am going to be very careful with my words
0:17.2	this week because two things happen almost immediately after I released last
0:22.1	week's episode.
0:23.4	The first being, I found out that Rain Deer do indeed carry COVID.
0:28.9	I think it was my dear friend Alex,
0:31.9	I haven't met you in real life, but Alex you got my back
0:35.3	After I was joking about reindeer carrying COVID and how depressing that would be like oh my god all the shit we've been through in 2020
0:42.1	Wouldn't that be wild if reindeer
0:43.8	carry COVID yeah Alex found out that they do indeed carry it so I'm sorry
0:48.3	reindeer of the world if I wish this upon you if I sent this out into the universe and you caught it I am
0:56.7	really sorry the second thing that honestly scare this shit out of me was that I found out that Netflix was releasing
1:05.2	this series of Salina. I had just talked about how the movie Salina, or the soundtrack
1:12.3	from the movie Salina, starring soundtrack from the movie Salina starring J-Lo, it happens to play at all of the most important moments of my life.
1:19.6	You can go back and listen to last week's episode, won't go into it but mere minutes maybe an
1:26.0	hour after I recorded that episode I saw that Netflix was releasing this series
1:31.8	it's scary It really is scary and now I feel like I don't
1:36.8	know maybe the big guy upstairs maybe Oprah is listening to me in making these
1:41.9	things happen. Now with that said I do have a
1:46.4	prediction to make this week but I'm going to briefly talk about life after
1:51.4	Laka because I'm not doing a full recap. Reason being
1:56.2	nothing freaking happens. I'm really disappointed in this season. The only one who I'm really watching for at this point is
2:04.0	Lindsay and Scott and they weren't even in the last episode. If you're looking for a
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