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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

215: Reviews of Buffet Restaurants

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.85.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

0:08.4

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

0:14.6

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

0:36.7

All right back to business back to basics. Basic. There's nothing basic about this show.

0:41.6

Mine the gap. How are you doing? I'm doing okay. How are you doing? Welcome back. Thank you.

0:45.6

Take it. Tucky. Thank you. I'm so excited to be here with you now. Me too.

0:51.3

Anyway. What's today's episode on? Let me check. Jimmy Buffett or something?

0:56.7

I wish buffet restaurants. Oh close. Came out of my own. So close.

1:01.4

Stupid head. Yeah. No. What about Jimmy Buffett restaurants? Now the margarita bill. Yeah we would

1:06.8

love to do an upset. That is a good one. Let's write that down. Are you joking? No.

1:12.4

Pretty sure we did that. Oh yeah we did didn't we? I thought this was a bit we were doing okay.

1:17.0

Whoops. It was and it was very funny as we all we can all agree it was very funny.

1:22.5

First quick announcement. Yep. We've got a pin for sale. Very exciting. Pearl necklace.

1:27.6

Well that's not actually a pearl necklace. Neither of the types. It's a pin. What if we sold jewelry?

1:32.6

Oh my god. Fresh water pearls. Oh god. I'm sorry. If you if you're here clonking in the distance,

1:41.4

Gio is currently wearing a big cone because he has an outgie on his foot but he walks up the stick.

1:47.1

He looks so goofy. He walks up the stairs. He hits he hits his poor cone on every single step.

1:53.2

So it's like clonk clonk. Oh my god. Oh thanks for joining us Gigi.

1:57.8

Anyway. Yeah so we've got a pin. It links in the description and it's our morality never goes out of style

2:05.6

pin with a pearl necklace. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. So that's a new buy monthly pin.

2:13.5

Who knows what that was about? I forget. You know. It was very funny. Funny stuff. In the moment it was

2:18.8

very funny. It was really funny. We don't remember much that happens on the show. Yeah true.

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