23. A ROIS BY ANY OTHER NAME

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2024

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Chelsea has garish accidentally purple eyebrows and hosts comedy genius Roisin Canarty. As Chelsea squints for invisible subtitles that never come, she learns about claggy foods, sliding fruit, and the best mascara.

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0:00.0	Hi I'm Michael Rapport and I'm Kibee Rappaport. And together we're hosting Rappaport's reality podcast.
0:06.0	We have a passion for reality TV and we're inviting you into our living room.
0:10.0	We're dissecting the drama and we're giving praise to the single greatest form of
0:13.7	entertainment on television today that is right reality TV is the greatest form of
0:18.6	entertainment on television today listen to Rappaport's reality with me Kibi Rapoport and me Michael Rapoport on the I Heart
0:26.7	Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast.
0:31.1	Hi this is Kurt Woodsmith you remember me from such TV. podcast. the words that my grandfather said just before he kicked the bucket. He said,
0:44.4	watch how far I can kick this bucket. People ask me where I get my dad jokes from.
0:50.0	I tell him to listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast. Listen to Daily Dad Jokes Podcast.
0:53.5	Listen to Daily Dad Jokes every day on the I Heart Radio app.
0:57.7	Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
1:01.1	John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show
1:04.5	which means he's also back in our ears on the Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.
1:09.1	Join late night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive
1:14.7	extended interviews, and more.
1:16.7	Now this is a second term we can all get behind.
1:19.6	Listen to The Daily Show, EARS Edition on on the IHeart Radio Appel Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
1:28.8	Do my eyebrows have like a plumb cast to them? Because used eyeshadow that I thought was brown but I now I'm looking
1:36.2	and I think it might have been purple. This has happened before. A tiny bit but I'm not against it. Yeah, so that's editorial makeup. I think you could start a trend with that. I'm always trying to do editorial makeup. No, I don't know. I kind of started resenting, like doing full hair and makeup to do a podcast.
1:55.0	Yeah. So now I'm just trying to find different hacks for not doing that.
1:59.0	Yeah, I try and, uh, I keep forgetting that people film podcast and sometimes I show up and people are like,
2:04.1	I know you need to go and it was honestly, it like cuts both ways because having video is fun, you know, but it's also just like, it was like a safe place to just talk and look like shit.
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