She's just a girl and she's on fire, hotter than a fantasy,

only like a highway, she's living in a world and it's on fire.

Feelin' like a disaster fee, but she knows she can fire away.

Gather here today to celebrate a life.

Christine Brown's new life as a strong, independent free-spirited expert hummus maker

and lover of the main floor and above, with a shower used by all.

The news yesterday was sudden, he was unexpected while also shocking,

as the Brown wife whom shared the stienious and most adventurous sex life with Cody.

According to only my own sick imagination, I only wish for Christine's future dating rendezvous

to be risque yet romantic, titillating, well-tender,

and for truly to explore the wide open spaces of her new home,

as to give Christine the peace and quiet and privacy she never had since truly emerged from her birth canal

and on to the stage during their family road trip with Christine was chastised

for having hormones and emotions.

To Cody, who only had 9,600 likes on his Instagram compared with Christine's 103-plus-thousand,

where he stated he has quote,

a large amount of respect and admiration for Christine,

not mentioning any degree of love for the mother of his six children.

I want to take a swing at a pinata in your likeness and by-lay away with Tony

while sticking you with another bill for 4,000 street tacos.

To Mary, who is taking on the evil genius move of not giving Cody the satisfaction

of announcing their very obvious separation.

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