248: Genetic Experiments and Missing Balenciaga Model on DIYS w/Kevin "Damn Fool" Simpson

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Guest:
Kevin "Damn Fool" Simpson
https://www.instagram.com/damnfoolisfunny

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Welcome back to another hair-raising episode of "Dam Internet, You Scary!" where hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud delve into the weirdest and wildest stories the internet has to offer. Buckle up as this week's special guest, the one and only Kevin Simpson, joins the duo to dissect some mind-boggling headlines that'll leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

First up on the docket is the bizarre disappearance of a Balenciaga model, sending shockwaves through the fashion world. Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin dissect the mysterious circumstances surrounding this puzzling case, from conspiracy theories to possible explanations, nothing is off-limits in this discussion.

But the strangeness doesn't stop there. Our intrepid trio then delves into the realm of science gone awry with the revelation that scientists have created chimeras from monkeys. With ethical questions swirling and images of sci-fi nightmares dancing in their heads, Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin unpack the implications of this groundbreaking yet ethically murky scientific advancement.

And if you thought things couldn't get any weirder, think again. The conversation takes a wild turn when the trio discusses the case of two cats in California that were mistaken for mountain lions. From mistaken identities to close encounters of the feline kind, Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin explore the hilarious and slightly terrifying mix-up that had the internet in stitches.

Throughout the episode, the chemistry between Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin is electric, with each bringing their own unique perspective and comedic flair to the table. From Tahir's razor-sharp wit to Patrick's infectious energy to Kevin's laid-back charm, the banter is non-stop and guaranteed to keep you entertained from start to finish.

So, grab your headphones and prepare to dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of "Dam Internet, You Scary!" This is one episode you won't want to miss!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey what's up guys I'm to hear more and I'm Patrick Clow and this is another episode of damn internet you scary ladies
0:06.7	gentlemen got a very special guest in the house from Shiretown of what is the best creators of comedians, hands down.
0:16.0	His brother has been doing it for, damn, I'm sure, over 10 years, has been killing it all over, I don't even want to say from coast to coast
0:25.2	because he goes out of the country or does it as well. Been out here for the last couple
0:28.6	years doing this thing and if you accidentally, not, if you actually saw my birthday show,
0:35.0	birthday comedy show at Flappers,
0:37.0	because I was streaming it to my patron,
0:39.0	you guys are already familiar with him.
0:41.0	Ladies, gentlemen, put your hands together.
0:42.0	Welcome to the show for the very first time, Mr Kevin,
0:45.4	damn fool Simpson!
0:48.0	BAM b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-o-so you change it back to the full name now.
0:57.0	Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm 41, I figure.
1:00.0	Yeah, you don't want to be a damn fool your whole life.
1:03.0	Yeah, at some point you got to learn something.
1:05.0	Like I learned a little bit in the last 20 years.
1:09.0	You know what I'm saying?
1:10.0	How you been man?
1:12.0	How's everything been going, man?
1:14.0	I've been good, man, you know, like, as you know, I took a little time off,
1:18.0	you know what I'm saying, to deal with some personal issues and you know,
1:20.0	those things are doing better, so I'm back you know I'm saying full
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