Dam Internet, You Scary!

🎙️ Welcome back to Damn Internet, You Scary! with your hosts @PatrickCloudChannel and @TahirMoore. This week’s hilarious guest is none other than comedian, writer, and mixologist-in-residence Vanessa Graddick! https://wwww.instagram.com/vanessagraddick In this episode: 🍸 Vanessa drops drink game with edible glitter cocktails 👮‍♂️ We dive into the wild conspiracy that Family Matters was a delusion created by Carl Winslow! 🕷️ Spiders could theoretically eat all humans in under a year?! Say what? 🌲 We explore the real-life Zone of Death loophole where you could legally get away with murder! 🌆 Plus: the haunting side of downtown LA, from graffiti ghosts to pigeon-covered staircases. Don’t forget to like, comment, and SUBSCRIBE for more comedy, conspiracies, and chaos. 💬 Drop your thoughts: What show from the 90s deserves a conspiracy theory? S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https:/www.bluechew.com Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! 0:00 - Kicking Things Off & Making Wishes at 12:34  0:42 - Birthday Numbers & Seeing Patterns in Time  1:21 - Can You Manifest the Clock?  1:55 - Timing Needs to Be Organic  2:29 - Sleepy Faces & Misinterpreted Drool  3:02 - The Money Shot Debate  3:15 - Titty Bang Failures & Bad Aim  3:30 - Vasectomy Confessions & Reduced Velocity  4:27 - The Brick House Blueprint  5:03 - Invention: The Skee-Ball Sex Game  5:37 - Olympic Score System for Sex  6:14 - Global Expansion for Semen Games?!  6:50 - Scoring Hair vs Headboard vs Butt  7:35 - Missionary Skeeball Gets Competitive  8:07 - Can Amazon Sell This?  9:01 - Sitcom Theme Songs with a Trap Remix  10:17 - Vanessa’s Glitter Cocktails & DIY Mixology  11:22 - Frasier Love & Drink Inspiration  12:12 - Sitcom Reboots & Night Court Talk  13:49 - Kathy Bates in Matlock & Writing Classes  15:17 - Sitcom Trap Beat Freestyle  16:59 - Cheese is as Addictive as Cocaine?!  17:32 - The Carl Winslow Multiverse Conspiracy  19:42 - Typecasting & The Ghost of Urkel  21:17 - Family Matters Is a Cop's Fantasy  23:51 - Schizophrenia Dog Named Barbie 🐶  24:35 - Could Spiders Eat All Humans?!  26:20 - Slavery Stats & Spider Logic  27:34 - If We Ate White People Instead of Chicken...  28:40 - What If Don Julio Sponsored Cracker Barrel?  29:58 - Ad Read: Bluechew Comedy Segment  32:37 - Words We Can’t Say: Specificity & Naïveté  33:43 - The Zone of Death: Legal Murder in Idaho?!  36:08 - Yellowstone’s “Train Station” Theory  38:43 - Downtown LA: Squatters, Drugs & Dodger Dogs  43:57 - Man in a Diaper with Pigeons?!  44:58 - Why Dodger Dogs Are Baseball's Real MVP  45:40 - PrizePicks Sports Talk & Fantasy Betting  51:20 - Cheese Debate Continues: Sharp Cheddar Wins  55:55 - Vanessa’s Final Plugs & Upcoming Projects  #DIYS #VanessaGraddick #FamilyMattersTheory #Spiders #ZoneOfDeath #ComedyPodcast #BlackCreators #urbanlegends Producer:  @HippieGoals ​

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick go from conspiracy theories to hilarious hypotheticals. They dive into the real-life story behind The Terminal, uncover wild Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, and debate the practicality of Mario’s power-ups. Also—should you come back as a frog or a lizard in the next life? And how powerful is Dr. Doom really? We’re talking: Getting stuck in an airport for 18 years Frog butt cheeks Marvel movie hot takes Star or 1UP—what would you pick IRL? 💥 Sponsored by Factor Meals & BetterHelp 🍽️ Get 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off 🧠 Try online therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/diys 🔥 New episodes every week! Subscribe for more wild convos and nerd debates. 0:00 – Intro + Martial Arts Fitness 1:08 – Energy Drinks, Mornings & Sugar 1:26 – Guest Cancellations & Old School Vibes 2:00 – The Mountain Dew Conspiracy 🥤 3:07 – The Terminal Was Real?! 5:00 – Living in an Airport: Hacks & Struggles 9:10 – Worst Airports Ranked ✈️ 14:30 – Vegas Airport = Chaos 16:52 – Life Hacks & Crazy Tariffs 18:00 – Billionaires Losing Billions 20:00 – Jackie Chan Won’t Leave His Kids a Dime 22:25 – Factor Meals Ad Read 23:00 – Mario Star vs 1-Up Debate 🍄 26:08 – Robbing a Bank with Mario Powers 28:07 – First Animal That Doesn’t Need Oxygen 30:25 – Animals That Don’t Drink Water 34:13 – Would You Come Back as a Frog or Lizard? 🐸🦎 36:11 – Poison Dart Frog Swag 40:05 – BetterHelp Ad Read 42:14 – Avengers: Endgame Deserves a Spot in Top 5 44:13 – Marvel vs DC: Who’s Winning Now? 48:00 – Doctor Doom is Tony Stark?! 50:52 – Most Powerful Marvel Villains Ranked 52:56 – Wanda’s True Power & Marvel Plotlines 54:00 – Disney+ Pricing Woes 55:00 – Sneak Peek: Sleeping Sickness Segment Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

In this hilarious and wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by viral TikTok sensation Mike  @MikeCakez   famous for his iconic catchphrase "Sir, Sir!" Mike shares behind-the-scenes secrets of going viral, his journey from engineering to content creation, and how he deals with constant bans from social media platforms. They also dive into some of the creepiest stories on the internet, including turning ashes into diamonds, preserving tattoos from loved ones as keepsakes, and poisonous plants that leave their victims smiling in death! S/O TO OUR SPONSORS SKIMS https://www.skims.com/diys PRIZE PICKS Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! BLUE CHEW Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https://www.bluechew.com KIKOFF Building credit can happen faster than you expect with Kikoff. Don’t wait and get your first month for just a dollar at https://www.GetKikoff.com/DIYS. 🔥 Episode Highlights: Mike’s origin story & viral success secrets Why Facebook might be better than Instagram for creators Turning ashes into wearable jewelry & creepy memorial tattoos The "smiling" deadly plant: hemlock explained Wild tattoo and skin preservation trends 😂 Join the convo—would you ever turn a loved one’s ashes into diamonds or preserve tattoos? Let us know! 🎧 Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly comedy, weird internet finds, and incredible guest stories! #MikeCakez #DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #ViralVideos #TikTokFame #WeirdFacts #CreepyStories #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore 00:00 – Intro & Special Guest MikeCakez 00:22 – Mike's Viral Success & "Sir, Sir!" 02:17 – Origin of the “Sir, Sir!” Voice 03:37 – The Video That Started It All 05:37 – Instant Viral Success on TikTok 08:05 – Getting Banned & Deleted on Instagram 09:26 – Facebook’s Hidden Benefits for Creators 10:42 – Why Older Audiences on Facebook Engage More 12:16 – Weird Fact: The Origins of Toasting Drinks 16:10 – Preserving Tattoos from Deceased Loved Ones 19:46 – Would You Wear Boots Made from Human Skin? 21:34 – Turning Human Ashes into Diamonds 22:43 – Buried or Cremated? Hosts Reveal Preferences 23:23 – Tahir’s Ideal Funeral: Viking Style 25:29 – Deadly Plant: The Smiling Death (Hemlock) 30:37 – Poison Ivy, Oak & Sumac Horror Stories 32:30 – "Land Before Time" Dark Facts 35:27 – Mike's Engineering Degree 38:42 – MikeCakez’s Surprising Origin: Born in France 41:18 – Tahir’s Bad Experience in Paris 42:20 – Dream Travel Spots: Egypt, Japan & South Korea 47:25 – MikeCakez Wants to Try Skiing 49:14 – Wild Historical Fact: Painless 1887 Dentist Ad 54:39 – How Mike Deals with Fan Recognition 56:03 – MikeCakez’s Struggles with Constant Sweating 57:28 – Ancient Preserved Tattoos (2,500 Years Old!) 59:18 – Final Thoughts & Episode Wrap-Up Producer:  @HippieGoals   Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

The episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 😱💻 Hosted by Tahir Moore  @tahirmoore   & Patrick Cloud  @PatrickCloudChannel 🎙️ Produced by Hippie Goals  @HippieGoals 👤 This week’s guest: Comedian, writer & scent connoisseur Dave Helem  @dhelem   Guest: Dave Helem https://www.instagram.com/davehelem Sponsors: BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Factor https://wwww.factormeals.com/diys50off use code: diys50off 00:00:00 – Intro & Early Banter 00:00:21 – Zodiac Chat: Astrology & Celebrity Signs 00:05:19 – Product Rants & Collab Commentary 00:07:04 – Offbeat Moments & Real Talk 00:07:41 – Home Hacks: Cleaning Tech & Modern Vacuums 00:10:08 – Furniture, New Spaces & Home Makeovers 00:11:48 – L.A. Lifestyle & Office Vibes 00:14:01 – Hollywood & Social Commentary 00:16:00 – Shoe Collection & Personal Style 00:17:47 – BetterHelp Sponsor: Mental Health & Therapy 00:20:11 – Shoe Swaps, Crocs & Lifestyle Rants 00:24:03 – Cologne Countdown: Top Fragrances Revealed 00:30:34 – Signature Scents: The Centerpiece Cologne 00:32:58 – Scentbird Spotlight: Try New Fragrances 00:36:23 – Health Journey & Factor Meals Sponsor 00:41:05 – Personal Reflections & Cologne Mixology 00:55:08 – Closing Thoughts & Future Hints --- This episode is WILD from start to finish! 🤯 We’re talking:   ♓ Zodiac stereotypes & celebrity sign wars   👟 Sneakerhead confessions + couch hacks   🧼 Fancy vacuums, Roombas & grown man cleaning gadgets   👃🏾 The ultimate cologne countdown—Dave breaks down his *Top 5* must-have scents   🔥 Mixing colognes like a boss (and why it might get you some extra love 😏)   🧠 Mental health matters: Real talk about therapy & BetterHelp   🥗 Healthy eats made easy with Factor Meals   💥 And of course, all the chaotic comedy you love from DIYS! --- Topics Covered: 💬 Lifestyle, Astrology, Men’s Fashion, Sneaker Culture, Home Tech   🧴 Cologne, Self-Care, Comedy, Black Creators, Internet Culture   📈 SEO Keywords: Dave Helem interview, zodiac signs funny, best colognes 2025, black men fashion tips, BetterHelp promo, Factor Meals review, podcast for men, sneakerhead life, astrology comedy, men’s grooming tips   --- 👇🏾 Drop your favorite cologne in the comments & let us know your zodiac sign!   Don’t forget to LIKE 👍🏾, SUBSCRIBE 🔔, and SHARE 📲 #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #DaveHelem #BlackPodcasts #MensStyle #CologneReview #Sneakerheads #ZodiacSigns #AstrologyFunny #MentalHealthAwareness #FactorMeals #BetterHelp #SelfCareForMen

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Michael Turner joins Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild discussion on comedy, internet culture, and viral fame.  But that’s not all—we also dive into AI conspiracies, the weirdest internet theories, and whether social media is ruining creativity. Is AI about to take over comedy? Will viral trends ever stop being so weird? Hit play and find out! 🔥 Timestamps in the comments for easy navigation! 🎤 Guest: Michael Turner (@michaelturnercomedy) 🎧 LISTEN NOW on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts! #MichaelTurner #DamnInternetYouScary #AIConspiracies #ViralFame #StandUpComedy #InternetCulture #CancelCulture SPONSOR Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

Is the Bell Witch the most terrifying ghost story in American history? 👀 In this episode of *Conspiracy Corner*, we dive into the legend of the Bell Witch—a sinister spirit that tormented a Tennessee family in the early 1800s. From eerie whispers to violent attacks, was it a hoax, a haunting, or something even darker?   Joining us is comedian CP, bringing his hilarious and unfiltered take on one of the creepiest supernatural cases ever recorded. Will he be a skeptic or a believer by the end? Tune in to find out!   🔮 **Topics We Cover:**   ✔️ The origins of the Bell Witch legend   ✔️ Haunting encounters & real-life testimonies   ✔️ The visit from the US President ✔️ Could this ghost still be lurking today?   🔥 Don't forget to **LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE** for more wild conspiracy theories, ghost stories, and unexplained mysteries!   #BellWitch #ConspiracyCorner #GhostStories #Paranormal #HauntedHistory #Supernatural #ScaryLegends #ComedyPodcast #ComedianCP Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sydney Castillo joins Damn Internet, You Scary! to talk about the real struggles of comedy tours, wild audience interactions, and the secrets behind his shirtless FaceTime calls! We also dive into AI bots creating their own secret language (skynet vibes?!), a shape-shifting robot straight out of Terminator, and the biggest comedy club scams comedians face. Plus, don’t miss an epic freestyle session with a Texas twist! 🔹 Comedy club secrets & shady deals 🔹 AI bots speaking in code?! 🔹 Sydney’s top-tier beard glow-up 🔹 The real reason Tony Baker doesn’t answer calls Hit that LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for more hilarious deep dives and internet weirdness! 🔥 LISTEN NOW on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts! 📲 Follow us: https://linktr.ee/damscary 🎤 Special Guest: Sydney Castillo @sydneyisfunny @MyCupIsFullPodcast 👨🏽‍💻 Hosts: Patrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannel  Tahir Moore @tahirmoore 🖥️ Producer: Hippie Goals @hippiegoals Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #SydneyCastillo #DamnInternetYouScary #AIConspiracies #StandUpComedy #TonyBaker #FreestyleRap 0:00 | Intro & Shoutouts   0:23 | Planning a Vegas Trip   1:03 | Old Musicians and Their Instruments   2:01 | The Art of Fake Drumming   2:56 | Sydney’s Shirtless Video Habit   3:52 | The Car Video Effect on Comedy   5:00 | Sydney’s Glow-Up & Beard Journey   6:10 | Top 10 Attractive Comedians Debate   7:02 | Touring Stories & Comedy Club Scams   9:08 | Ticket Sales Drama & Comedy Club Tactics   12:02 | Sydney’s No-Nonsense Business Approach   14:00 | The "Standoffish" Comedian Persona   16:01 | Party Invitations & Social Battery Moments   18:28 | The Surprise Party Wing Moment   21:10 | Sydney's Reserved Personality Explained   23:31 | Sydney’s Mysterious Apartment Policy   25:01 | Comedy Club Culture & Social Dynamics   27:46 | Tony Baker’s Aversion to Phone Calls   29:19 | FaceTiming Tony Baker Live   30:50 | Tony’s Savage Response to Love & Appreciation   32:07 | Classic Pranks on Comedy Tours   35:07 | The Evolution of Comedy Collaboration   37:00 | Freestyle Session – Texas Style   39:08 | The Giraffe Video Legacy   40:22 | AI Bots Creating Their Own Language   42:54 | The Fear of AI & The Terminator Moment   44:32 | Scientists Create Shapeshifting Robots   S/O to our Sponsors Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Use code [DIYS] at https://www.ShopMando.com

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!  Guest: James Davis https://www.instagram.com/theejamesdavis 🚨 WTF Did We Just Watch?! In this episode, we dive into some of the weirdest and most terrifying real-life stories ever! From a haunted statue garden with real human teeth to a woman caught in a real-life glitch in the matrix, these stories will blow your mind! 🤯 🔎 Topics We Covered: ✅ A statue garden in Finland with REAL human teeth & creepy voices 🗿🦷 ✅ A woman freezing mid-step—Glitch in the Matrix or something else? 😵‍💫 ✅ Skiing NEXT TO LAVA?! These daredevils have no fear! ⛷🔥 ✅ A brain that turned to glass? This medical case will leave you speechless! 🤯🧠💎 👉 Drop a comment: Which story freaked you out the most?! 📢 Subscribe for more weird stories, eerie mysteries, and comedy takes! 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss a thing! 00:00:00:00 | Behind the Scenes Stories 00:01:32:13 | Pop Culture & Entertainment  00:09:37:06 | The Craziest Stunts People Have Done   00:13:11:23 | Intro & Setting the Stage 00:15:06:09 | Guest Introduction  00:23:10:12 | Unusual Travel Destinations  00:28:45:07 | Unexpected Life Lessons  00:33:13:01 | Weird Statue Garden 00:39:22:14 | Comedy & Stand-Up Stories 00:43:50:06 | Strangest News Headlines 00:47:39:17 | Skiing Beside Lava  00:52:15:08 | Wildest Fan Encounters   00:58:30:12 | Debunking Myths & Conspiracies   01:05:20:03 | Random Deep Conversations  01:12:45:19 | Closing Thoughts & Wrap-Up  S/O to our sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Prize Piks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guest: JD Witherspoon  @JDWitherspoon https://www.instagram.com/jdwitherspoon/ 0:00 | Intro  1:15 | The Viral Singer Everyone’s Talking About  5:42 | Is Kanye West Beyond Redemption?  12:30 | The Kendrick vs. Drake Rap Battle  18:55 | Hip-Hop’s Biggest Beefs & Their Impact  25:10 | Coca-Cola’s Secret Drug History  31:45 | The Woman Who Had a Funeral for Her Arm  38:20 | China’s AI Brain Merging Experiment  45:05 | Final Thoughts & What’s Next  📢 Sponsors: BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/diys HelloFresh: Get 10 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/hellofreshpodcast Skims: Shop the latest at https://www.skims.com/diys 🎬 In this episode of DIYs, we tackle the biggest debates in music and pop culture! 🔥 Topics Covered: The viral singer everyone is talking about 🎤 Is Kanye West truly canceled? 🤔 The cultural impact of hip-hop beefs Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake: The latest rap battle 🔥 Coca-Cola’s secret history with cocaine 🍶 The shocking story of a woman who held a funeral for her amputated arm 🦾 China’s latest experiment: Merging human brains with AI 🤯 💬 Drop your thoughts in the comments: 1️⃣ Can Kanye ever make a true comeback? 2️⃣ Who’s really the king of hip-hop right now? 3️⃣ Would you attend a funeral… for a body part? 📌 Subscribe for more →  @DamInternetYouScary   🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss an episode! 👇 Follow us for more behind-the-scenes & updates: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/daminternetyouscary 🐦 Twitter: https://www.x.com/damscary 📹 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/daminternetyouscary 🎧 Podcast available on: Spotify | Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #KanyeWest #HipHopBeef #Drake #KendrickLamar #RapBattle #DIYsPodcast #CocaCola #ChinaTech #HipHopNews #popculture

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!  This episode is sponsored by Better Help. 00:00:00 | Episode Start 00:00:16 | Texas Cities & Comedy Club Boom 00:01:41 | Guest Introduction: Charlie Wilson Joins the Show 00:02:48 | The Legacy of Charlie Wilson & Name Confusion 00:06:38 | Empire Strips Back: Star Wars Burlesque Show 00:10:06 | The Reality of Owning a Delorean 00:14:08 | Retro Cars & The Return of Classic Styles 00:19:38 | First Cars & Wild Driving Stories 00:25:00 | The Struggles of Early Car Ownership 00:29:04 | The Official Wizard of New Zealand (And His Firing) 00:36:02 | Elon Musk: The Real-Life Supervillain? 00:42:40 | Kanye West & The Danger of Influence 00:50:06 | Comedy, Power, and Who Really Runs the Industry Guest Charlie Wilson  https://www.instagram.com/charliewilsontv S/O to our sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys In this electrifying episode of Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud welcome comedian and content creator Charlie Wilson for a wild and unpredictable conversation. From his experiences in the Empire Strips Back Star Wars burlesque show to the car mishaps, Charlie shares some hilarious and insightful moments. The crew dives deep into the bizarre firing of New Zealand’s state-appointed wizard, debates whether Elon Musk is the most dangerous man alive, and takes on Kanye West’s controversial influence. Plus, they reminisce about their first cars, near-death driving experiences, and the return of classic fashion and vehicles. If you're here for laughs, crazy stories, and some real talk about the industry and beyond, you won’t want to miss this episode! Like, subscribe, and drop a comment below with your favorite moment. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Dia La Ren Nash https://www.instagram.com/dialarennash/ S/O to our Sponsors Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Use code DIYS at https://www.ShopMando.com. Factor Eat smart with Factor. Get started at https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off and use code diys50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 | Intro 00:00:16 | Grill Culture and Shiny Smiles 00:00:52 | Guest Introduction: A Special Return 00:02:11 | Gapped Teeth with Diamonds: A Bold Fashion Statement 00:03:37 | Monopoly vs. Jenga: The Party Games Debate 00:07:06 | Drunken Mishaps and Wild Party Stories 00:09:05 | The Almost-Kidnapping Incident: A Tale of Survival 00:16:12 | Underwater Party Submarine: Would You Risk It? 00:29:07 | The Ethics of Sushi Underwater: Food Karma 00:39:03 | Social Anxiety and Going Out Alone 00:42:15 | Voodoo Dolls, Explosives, and Rat Poison: A Missouri Mystery 00:48:08 | Swallowed by a Whale: A Survivor’s Tale In this hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by a special guest for a wild conversation. From grill culture and diamond gapped teeth to the bizarre ethics of eating sushi underwater, this episode dives deep into the unexpected. Highlights include a near-kidnapping survival story, an explosive Missouri mystery with voodoo dolls and rat poison, and the ultimate tale of a man swallowed by a whale and living to tell about it. The crew also debates the best party games, explores the anxiety of going out alone, and examines the absurdity of an underwater party submarine. Whether you're here for the laughs or the crazy stories, this episode is packed with entertainment, social commentary, and jaw-dropping moments you won’t want to miss. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share your favorite moments! Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest:  @jsnowpro   https://www.instagram.com/jsnowpro S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYS Prize Picks https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! 00:00:17 Mini All Def Reunion with Jay Snow 00:01:24 The Pressure of Filming a One-Take Comedy Special 00:02:59 Writing for TV: From “Wild ‘n Out” to HBO’s “Game Theory” 00:04:00 Challenges of Creative Control in Entertainment 00:06:02 Blind Tom Wiggins: A Story of Talent and Exploitation 00:10:17 Harriet Tubman’s Fearless Legacy and Modern Parallels 00:16:08 Freestyle Comedy: Reggae Vibes and Laughs 00:19:01 A Drunk Pilot Disrupts Southwest Airlines 00:32:49 The Grind of Comedy: Weekly Shows and Industry Realities 00:36:06 The Superpower of Comedy: Bringing Joy Amid Challenges 00:40:06 Lessons from Dave Chappelle: Sacrifices and Success 00:43:18 Choosing Freedom: The Rock, Jack Black, and Authentic Careers 00:52:17 Code-Switching in Media: The Rock, Miley Cyrus, and Post Malone In this episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! comedians Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Jay Snow for an insightful and hilarious conversation. They explore the journey of filming a one-take comedy special, writing for top shows like "Wild ‘n Out" and HBO’s "Game Theory," and the struggles of maintaining creative control in entertainment. Dive into powerful stories like the legacy of Blind Tom Wiggins, a blind and autistic Black pianist who mesmerized audiences but faced exploitation, and the relentless courage of Harriet Tubman. The trio also tackles contemporary issues like code-switching in media, the superpower of comedy to uplift communities, and even the absurd story of a drunk Southwest Airlines pilot! With freestyle reggae moments, comparisons between The Rock and Jack Black, and reflections on balancing authenticity with industry pressures, this episode is packed with laughs, knowledge, and relatable truths. Don’t miss this wild ride! Subscribe, comment, and share your favorite moments. We filmed this before the tragic airplane incidents in DC and Philly, so just want to add RIP to those involved.  Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: Quin Walters https://www.instagram.com/quinwalters Mark JP Hood https:/www.instagram.com/markjphood  S/O to our Sponsors Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Promo DIYS  Join our Patreon now!!   https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary

Transcribed - Published: 24 January 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!  This episode is sponsored by Better Help.  Guest: https://www.instagram.com/bdahttv Deazy Lee Go Fund Me https://www.gofundme.com/f/please-help-their-family-rebuild-after-eaton-fires?attribution_id=sl:3ed14a8d-4cc3-4fd9-8c8f-73e2c15af3f8&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link Altadena residents GoFundMe https://www.instagram.com/share/_bvIrebsl S/O to our sponsors Better Help HTTPS://www.betterhelp.com/diys Acorns Https://www.acorns.com/DIYS  Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 17 January 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Gigi LeFlair http://www.instagram.com/gigi_leflair S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS Mando https://www.shopmando.com Use Code DIYS Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 11 January 2025

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Roxxy Haze https://www.roxxyhaze.com https://www.instagram.com/roxxyhaze S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com  promo code: DIYS Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! VIIA If you’re 21+, check out https://www.viiahemp.com  and use the code DIYS to receive 15% off. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Brandon Cormell https://www.instagram.com/bcormell S/O to our Sponsors Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Factor Head to https://www.factormeals.com/50diys and use code 50diys to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 22 December 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Saint Angeles https://www.instagram.com/SaintAngeles S/O to Our Sponsors #ad  Blue Chew Try BlueChew FREE--just pay $5 shipping at checkout–when you visit https://www.BlueChew.com Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code.  Use code DIYS at https://www.ShopMando.com PLEASE support our show and tell them we sent you MasterClass MasterClass always has great offers during the holidays, sometimes up to as much as 50% off. Head over to https://www.masterclass.com/diys for the current offer. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: BT Kingsley https://www.instagram.com/btkingsley https://www.btkingsley.com S/O To our Sponsors Factor Head to https://www.FACTORMEALS.com/50diys and use code 50diys to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Sundays For Dogs Get 40% off your first order of Sundays. Go to https://www.sundaysfordogs.com/DIYS that’s or use code D-I-Y-S at checkout. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guest: Shondalia White  @ShondaliaWhite   https://www.instagram.com/shondaliawhite S/O to our sponsors BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS Mando New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. Use code DIYS at https://www.ShopMando.com #ad  Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin S/O to our Sponsors MasterClass https://www.masterclass.com/diys Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Use code: DIYS at https://www.ShopMando.com. PLEASE support our show and tell them we sent you Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: G King https://www.instagram.com/gkingcomic Malik B https://www.instagram.com/malikbazille S/O to our Sponsors Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Use Promo code DIYS to receive your first month FREE Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: AIDA RODRIGUEZ  @aidarodriguez   https://www.instagram.com/funnyaida Find her podcast and book here https:///linktr.ee/funnyaida S/O to our Sponsor SUNDAYS for Dogs Get 40% off your first order of Sundays. Go to https://www.sundaysfordogs.com/DIYS that’s or use code D-I-Y-S at checkout. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin Courtney Bee https://www.instagram.com/therealcourtneybee S/O to our sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYS Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponosred by Better Help. Guests: Courtney Bee https://www.instagram.com/therealcourtneybee Q https://www.instagram.com/doitallnight S/O to our Sponors BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys NPR Code Switch Listen on all audio podcast platforms Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: Vanessa Graddick https://www.instagram.com/vanessagraddick Dion Lack https://www.instagram.com/dionlack S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Promo Code: DIYS Sundays for Dogs Get 40% off your first order of Sundays. Go to sundaysfordogs.com/DIYS that’s or use code DIYS at checkout. Mando Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code DIYS at shopmando.com! #mandopod https://www.shopmando.com Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Guest:   @RobHaZepresents   https://www.instagram.com/robhaze WATCH HIS SPECIAL ON YT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5GZrpvmI1w S/O TO OUR SPONSORS Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Factor https://www.factormeals.com/diys50  Use code: diys50 NPR Code Switch Listen on your favorite audio podcast platform Prize Picks Download the Prize Picks app and use Code DIYS Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 10 October 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! GUEST: SARUNAS J. JACKSON https:;//www.instagram.com/ronejae s/o to our sponsor CODE SWITCH  Listen now to Code Switch from NPR - wherever you get your podcasts.  https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510312/codeswitch Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 3 October 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: Jay Washington  @MrJayWashington   https://www.instagram.com/mrjaywashington Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin S/O to our sponsor Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS 00:00 Introduction and Guest Introductions 00:23 Comedy and Banter with Guests 01:31 Wrestling Career Highlights 10:43 Freestyle and Fun 16:53 Shark Mystery Discussion 25:46 Dark Oxygen Discovery 27:24 Seafloor Experiments and Dark Oxygen 28:13 Confusion and Humor in Science 29:12 Bioluminescence and Electrolysis 30:19 Ocean Mysteries and Speculations 31:10 Underwater Breathing Crystals 31:36 Billionaire Submarine Disaster 33:43 BlueChew Ad Read 37:02 Wrestling Characters and IMDB 45:08 The Luckiest Man Alive 50:39 Closing Remarks and Plugs producer: Hippie Goals https://www.instagram.com/hippiegoalz Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 26 September 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Guest: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin S/O to our Sponsors #ad Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Hello Fresh https://www.hellofresh.com/freediys promo code: freediys Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Producer: @HippieGoals

Transcribed - Published: 21 September 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: Kanisha Buss https://www.instagram.com/kanishabuss Dion Lack https://www.instagram.com/dionlack S/O to our Sponsors #ad Mando Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code DIYS at https://www.shopmando.com #mandopod Sundays for Dogs Get 40% off your first order of Sundays. Go to https://www.sundaysfordogs.com/DIYS or use code DIYS at checkout. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 12 September 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin Michael Vitovich https://www.instagram.com/morguecandy S/O to our Sponsors Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYS Prize Picks Download the PrizePicks app today and use code DIYS and get $50 instantly when you play $5! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 6 September 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! GUEST: PERSEPHANII https://www.instagramcom/persephanii Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 29 August 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Michael Turner https://www.instagram.com/turnercomedy/ S/O to our Sponsors #sponsored Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Promo Code: DIYS Hello Fresh For FREE breakfast for life go to https://www.HelloFresh.com/freediys. One free breakfast item per box while subscription is active. Mando Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code DIYS at https://www. shopmando.com #mandopod Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 22 August 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guest: Jordan Rock https://www.instagram.com/jordanrock S/O to our Sponsor Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 15 August 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Mackenzie Ray https://www.instagram.com/baby.knees S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS VIIA Try VIIA Hemp! https://viiahemp.com/ and use code DIYS Alpha Progression https://www.alphaprogression.com/diys Factor https://www.FACTORMEALS.com/diys50 promo code DIYS50 Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 8 August 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: https://www.instagram.com/ronniejordan https://www.officialblessedaf.com S/O to our Sponsor Mando https://www.shopmando.com promo code DIYS Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! We're talking #comedy, #music and #originstories with Al and Al! Guests: SaxKixAve https://www.instagram.com/saxkixave/ Albert https://www.instagram.com/albthebuilder/ Alfred https://www.instagram.com/underdogcentral/ S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code DIYS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s https://www.BlueChew.com, promo code DIYS to receive your first month FREE Hello Fresh Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/diysapps for FREE appetizers for life! One appetizer item per box while subscribed Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guests: Orlando https://www.instagram.com/wh_orlandoroye Milah https://www.instagram.com/goodmoms_badchoices https://www.instagram.com/milah_mapp S/O to our Sponsor BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! GUEST: MIKE E WINFIELD https://www.instagram.com/mikeewinfield/ https://www.facebook.com/DesirableMike/ https://www.youtube.com/@MikeEWinfield/ https://www.bigassteeth.com https://youtu.be/O57-YVteuB8?si=ko77ilRADKJSwCA8 S/O to our Sponsors Mando https://www.ShopMando.com promo code DIYS Blue Chew https://www.BlueChew.com, promo code DIYS to receive your first month FREE. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. S/O to our Sponsor BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 5 July 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. GUEST: COURNTEY HAYNES https://www.instagram.com/courthaynes S/O to our sponsors BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Mando New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Use code DIYS at https://www.ShopMando.com. Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com/ promo code DIYS Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: Na'im Lynn https://www.instagram.com/naimthestar Vanessa Graddick https://www.instagram.com/vanessagraddick S/O to our Sponsors Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS for a first deposit match up to $100 Hello Fresh Go to https://www.HelloFresh.com/diysapps for FREE appetizers for life! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: https://www.nstagram.com/afronoodles https://www.nstagram.com/williemacc https://www.instagram.com/plomsplums/ S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.BlueChew.com promo code DIYS to receive your first month FREE Shipstation Go to https://www.shipstation.com and use code DIYS to sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. S/O to our SPONSORS BETTERHELP https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYS FACTOR https://www.factormeals.com/DIYS50 and us promo code DIYS50 Join hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore for another engaging and unpredictable episode of **Dam Internet, You Scary!** This week, they dive into a mix of personal updates, bizarre news stories, and thought-provoking discussions. **Episode Highlights:** - Tahir shares about his new tattoos and his decision to take a break from drinking. - An insightful conversation on jail and prison gang etiquette. - The latest unsettling news about a freak death on Lake Lanier. - Discussion about the newly launched 'endless cruise' that lasts for an astonishing 3.5 years. - A family's dream $15,000 Carnival Cruise vacation canceled just two days before departure due to an identity theft incident. Tune in for a blend of personal stories, intriguing news, and plenty of laughs in this can't-miss episode of **Dam Internet, You Scary!** 🔔 Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit the notification bell so you never miss an episode! #DamInternetYouScary #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #NewTattoos #LakeLanier #EndlessCruise #IdentityTheft #CarnivalCruise #Podcast #CrazyNews #PersonalUpdates Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #DamInternetYouScary, #PatrickCloud, #TahirMoore, #ComedyPodcast, #NewTattoos, #BreakFromDrinking, #PrisonGangEtiquette, #LakeLanierDeath, #EndlessCruise, #CarnivalCruise, #IdentityTheft, #CrazyNews, #PodcastEpisode, #FunnyPodcast, #BizarreStories, #PersonalUpdates, #TrendingTopics, #UnbelievableNews, #FreakAccidents, #TattooStories, #DrinkingBreak, #GangCulture, #CruiseVacation, #TravelDrama, #FamilyVacation, #DreamVacationCancelled, #WildNews, #CurrentEvents, #HilariousContent, #MustListen #Podcast, #FunnyStories, #CrazyStories, #Hosts, #Guests, #TattooTalk, #SobrietyJourney, #PrisonTalk, #GangTalk, #LakeLanier, #CruiseLife, #TravelNews, #TravelDisasters, #VacationFail, #CruiseFail, #ScaryInternet, #PodcastLife, #PodcastShow, #InternetCulture, #ViralNews, #InternetStories, #InternetScary, #TrendingNow, #BreakingNews, #ShockingStories, #ComedianHosts, #ComedianGuests, #ComedyShow, #LaughOutLoud, #WildTales, #JawDropping, #InternetFreaky, #CurrentNews, #NewsUpdates, #PodcastCommunity, #EngagingContent, #StoryTime, #PersonalStories, #RealTalk, #FunnyMoments, #CrazyMoments, #WTFNews, #WeirdNews, #InternetOddities, #UnusualNews, #WeirdStories, #PodcastAddict, #SubscribeNow, #MustWatch, #PodcastFan, #PodcastLovers, #WeeklyPodcast, #PodcastEpisodes, #PodcastCulture, #TattooCulture, #DrinkingCulture, #SobrietySupport, #GangLife, #PrisonLife, #LakeStories, #CruiseStories, #VacationStories, #TravelFail, #IdentityFraud, #IdentityScam, #FamilyDrama, #TravelDrama, #VacationDrama, #CarnivalFail, #InternetDrama, #ViralContent, #PodcastHighlights, #PodcastClips, #HighlightReel, #FunnyClips, #StorySharing, #PersonalInsights, #GuestStories, #ComedianLife, #TattooJourney, #SobrietyJourney, #GangEtiquette, #FreakAccidents, #UnbelievableEvents, #VacationNightmare, #CruiseAdventure, #NewsDiscussion, #CurrentEventsPodcast, #EngagingPodcast, #ViralStories, #InternetSensation, #StorytellingPodcast, #ComedyTalk, #InternetPhenomenon, #PopCulture, #PodcastEntertainment, #ComedyEntertainment

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: Kelly Kellz https://www.instagram.com/kellykellz_22 Kevin Simpson https://www.instagram.com/damnfoolisfunny/ S/O to our sponsor Prize Picks Download the app today and use code diys for a first deposit match up to $100! Get ready for another wild and hilarious episode of **Dam Internet, You Scary!** with your favorite hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore. This week, they're joined by the uproarious comedians Kelly Kellz and Kevin Simpson for an episode packed with outrageous stories and side-splitting laughs! **Episode Highlights:** - The crew dives into the futuristic and terrifying world of robot dogs equipped with flamethrowers. - A bad Yelp review spirals out of control when a restaurant owner confronts the reviewer and attempts to start a fight. - A bizarre accusation as a woman claims a nail salon gave her genital herpes. - A lash technician faces a frightening encounter as a client threatens them. Tune in for this rollercoaster of an episode filled with unbelievable tales, laughter, and jaw-dropping moments. 🔔 Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit the notification bell so you never miss an episode! #DamInternetYouScary #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #KellyKellz #KevinSimpson #Comedy #Podcast #RobotDogs #YelpDrama #NailSalonScandal #LashTechTroubles #CrazyStories Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Guests: Willie Macc https://www.instagram.com/williemacc Danny Plom https://www.instagram.com/plomsploms AfroNoodles Podcast https://www.instagram.com/afronoodles S/O to our Sponsors Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS Join Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore in this hilarious and eye-opening episode of **Dam Internet, You Scary!** as they welcome special guests Willie Macc and Danny Plom from the Afronoodles Podcast. This week's episode dives deep into some wild stories and heartfelt moments you won't want to miss! **Episode Highlights:** - Willie Macc opens up about becoming a father at an early age after an unexpected twist in his relationship. - The journey of Willie and Danny's friendship and their crazy adventures on the road as comedians. - A bizarre encounter with raccoons both at a show and in their hotel room. - Danny Plom shares his emotional story of being abandoned by both parents and being raised by his grandmother. - A jaw-dropping tale of Danny's dad reappearing after decades with a scam involving Cambodian mail-order brides. - The chilling story of an ice cream woman who was arrested for targeting children. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughs, and unbelievable stories in this episode of **Dam Internet, You Scary!** 🎧 🔔 Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit the notification bell so you never miss an episode! #DamInternetYouScary #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #WillieMacc #DannyPlom #AfronoodlesPodcast #Comedy #Podcast #RaccoonTales #FamilyDrama #HilariousStories #Scams #EmotionalJourney Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! S/O TO OUR SPONSORS FITBOD Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at https://www.Fitbod.me/DIYS. SHIPSTATION Go to https://www.shipstation.com and use code DIYS to sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Guest: Wes Armstrong https://www.instagram.com/wuzgood https://www.instagram.com/vigilantethefilm/ s/o to our sponsors BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: diys Mando Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code DIYS at shopmando.com! #mandopod #sponsored https://www.shopmando.com Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2024

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Guy Torry https://www.instagram.com/guytorry S/O to our Sponsor Prize Picks https://www.prizepicks.com/ Download the app today and use code diys for a first deposit match up to $100! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2024