249: The Truth Ain't in You

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2024

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Chemtrails are making us sick, be careful at CVS, the caregiver saga continues and Pata Fria’s exes are all in sync. Let’s try fake toenails, Crystal has new animals, population concerns are really about capitalism and BBL’s do not SMELL!

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0:00.0	B. Hey guys, it's Hello Disfunction. Welcome, it's episode 249.
0:23.0	I'm Crystal.
0:25.0	Already, I'm better for you.
0:28.0	Hi, I don't feel good.
0:30.0	I'll fucking knock everything off this table.
0:32.0	I'm running out everything off this table.
0:32.6	I'm running out of steam guys.
0:34.8	It's been a while.
0:36.1	She's back.
0:38.1	I think it's been two weeks?
0:40.1	No, we just missed last week. So yeah, maybe, yeah. It's been a minute. I have no concept of time.
0:47.0	Yeah, I have been sick and now my whole house is sick.
0:52.0	Pea started. And now my whole house is sick.
0:56.0	Pea started out sick. She either got it from a fucking birthday party she went to
0:58.0	with her wild social life or she got it from daycare.
1:02.0	But of course our whole house. life or she got it from daycare.
1:03.0	But of course our whole house got sick.
1:05.9	I felt so guilty because Bunny was my nurse.
1:09.2	She was doing so fucking good.
1:11.2	And I was like, oh, thank God. Like I was staying away from her. And I was like oh thank God like I was staying away from her and I was
1:14.6	like she's you know got through didn't get it no she fucking got it so
1:18.1	luckily she's not as sick as we were when I say I was sobbing in my room putting things away and like trying to
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