250: Don't Doorbell Ditch

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Cemeteries are shady, we’re clearing out some merch, mail is still being stolen and Crystal’s ghost is getting personal. We may have discovered the cutest job ever, there’s a movie to look forward to, respect people that wanna leave the party and unexpected blessings are always nice.

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0:00.0	And the Hey guys welcome
0:19.8	welcome to episode 250 of hello dysfunctionfunction, I'm Potifria. I'm Crystal. What's new?
0:29.1	I've been working like a dog.
0:33.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:35.0	What else is new?
0:36.0	Dude, that's the usual.
0:38.0	My client's transitioning to death and so I've been at not only the house but at the cemetery
0:50.0	by their house where they're... Oh God preparing?
0:53.0	Yeah because one family member passed and then another one is transitioning.
0:58.0	Oh, okay.
0:59.0	So this is the cemetery that I used to work at.
1:03.7	Remember I worked at the cemetery,
1:05.1	mortuary funeral home all in one?
1:07.5	Yeah.
1:08.9	So I was blown away today back when I worked there and and it's in an affluent area.
1:16.0	It's a more expensive cemetery always has been.
1:23.0	But when I worked there as a family service counselor,
1:28.0	I recall the plots, now each plot houses two bodies essentially, right?
1:36.7	One stacked on top of each other.
1:39.4	So it's like two for one spot. Are they sold that way?
1:44.0	Like do you request that or that's standard?
1:46.0	It's standard at this place.
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