253: Flamethrower Robots, Bad Yelp Reviews and Self Care Drama
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2024
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Guests:
Kelly Kellz
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Kevin Simpson
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Get ready for another wild and hilarious episode of **Dam Internet, You Scary!** with your favorite hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore. This week, they're joined by the uproarious comedians Kelly Kellz and Kevin Simpson for an episode packed with outrageous stories and side-splitting laughs!
**Episode Highlights:**
- The crew dives into the futuristic and terrifying world of robot dogs equipped with flamethrowers.
- A bad Yelp review spirals out of control when a restaurant owner confronts the reviewer and attempts to start a fight.
- A bizarre accusation as a woman claims a nail salon gave her genital herpes.
- A lash technician faces a frightening encounter as a client threatens them.
Tune in for this rollercoaster of an episode filled with unbelievable tales, laughter, and jaw-dropping moments.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, my mom didn't buy you no bike growing up. |
| 0:03.0 | You had the ride your cousin, Bobby. |
| 0:05.0 | I had a car. |
| 0:07.0 | I had a mean bike game. |
| 0:10.0 | I was one of the kids at like I had a huffy I used to put the bottles on the back wheel |
| 0:18.0 | like a plastic bottle yeah but the bottle lasted as long as you can. |
| 0:23.0 | Okay. Okay. |
| 0:24.0 | Uh, I got tried the baseball car shit. |
| 0:26.0 | That shit didn't work. |
| 0:27.0 | And because the cars, but yeah, you put it in the spoke. |
| 0:30.0 | That doesn't work if you wait. |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah, you use multiple cars and shit like that. |
| 0:34.0 | But the crazy shit I probably did, like, back before, like, |
| 0:37.0 | suitcases were what they are now with the multi wheel that turns in any direction, |
| 0:41.0 | they had like the luggage racks right okay my mom had luggage rack I took |
| 0:46.8 | that bitch I put the bungee carts on it I put a pillow on it because it was like it was like |
| 0:52.1 | a photo comedy it came down like that. |
| 0:54.1 | You had a cab, you had a little back. |
| 0:57.1 | No, I put this on the front, the handleboards, right? |
| 0:59.8 | So I had the buggies connected to this this it is right it set right above my front |
| 1:05.8 | wheel tire I put a pillow on the part that folded down where the luggage was |
| 1:10.1 | sit bungee that bitch on there and then I put my fucking boombox on there and I was |
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