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Hello Dysfunction

255: I'm Gifted

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Don’t drink milk. Pistachio desserts are top tier. If you see someone stealing no you didn’t and dogs don’t wanna be cops. All of May is Pata Fria’s birthday, Crystal had an amazing dream, let’s restart our meds and always choose the bear.

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0:00.0

The Hi kids welcome

0:17.0

welcome to hello, episode 255.

0:23.6

I'm Darla.

0:25.1

I'm Christine.

0:27.1

I'm Crystal.

0:30.9

We're making gross faces because Mark was in here with a glass of milk.

0:34.7

Nobody has time for that. It's a hot day.

0:38.0

I don't care if cookies are the excuse. That's gross. You get

0:41.0

fucking coconut milk or you get

0:42.7

fucking oatmeal or something else. I was telling her will is a huge well she knows will

0:48.0

fucking chug cups and milk too and I had just read today, what the fuck is it called?

0:55.0

The dairy industry.

0:56.0

Okay, the head of the dairy industry is an ex-derry lobbyist and come to find out it just came out that for the past couple

1:06.6

months they've been suppressing info of contaminated cow teat juice it's been

1:12.4

nipple secretions flu and shit in it and they've kept it hush hush.

1:17.0

Yeah. And they're like stock those fucking show. They're like we've been getting

1:20.4

whooped so badly by all these other milks on the market. We have to

1:25.0

to suppress the bad news.

1:26.1

Like, you know, we got to get our shit going again.

1:29.3

It's fucking gross.

1:30.5

It's so disgusting.

1:32.3

So, gross. So don't do that.

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