254: The Rodeo Raper

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2024

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Pata Fria got her lips fixed and did some spring cleaning, Crystal has been spending some time in the community, the universe has been on Richard’s ass and Crystal now has a handler. Carolyn has a creepy admirer, don't scam people, don’t lie on people don’t spend your kid’s money and let people protest in peace!
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0:00.0	B. Hi guys. Welcome to episode 254 of Hello Dysfunction.
0:24.4	I'm Tamara.
0:26.2	I'm Caitlin.
0:27.8	Welcome.
0:28.8	Welcome.
0:29.8	We're back to the madness. I feel like I got so much. If you guys aren't on Patreon you
0:39.6	missed the fucking crazy Patreon.
0:43.1	Oh yeah.
0:43.6	dish out.
0:44.6	Yeah, definitely join Patreon.
0:46.7	I've had a headache since I woke up,
0:50.6	but we have good stuff to talk about so we do let me how was your I don't know do we
0:56.8	want to do a recap of the last week I got my injections yeah I'm very bruised I
1:01.8	look like I want lipstick I I don't. It's bruising.
1:04.0	Purple lipstick.
1:05.0	But they look so far, so good.
1:10.0	What else happened to me this week?
1:16.4	I've been cleaning out closets. That's productive. That's really productive. Yeah, I've been, I hung a few things on my wall, that type of stuff.
1:23.2	Yeah, got some laundry done.
1:25.3	I felt kind of productive in the last few days, yeah.
1:28.6	Well, this week, if you're on Patreon, you know why I don't I don't have a client right now.
1:36.0	So you know I have a little more time.
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