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Hello Dysfunction

258: White Death Paste

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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We’re recovering from a busy week, stomach bugs are going around, Peez is very two-faced and Crystal has a new hangout. Angering update about Graham, we hate a fake girls girl, Mark did an amazing thing and Pata Fria might be moving to Vermont.
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0:00.0

Right. I know it was too.

0:15.0

Hello everyone, welcome back.

0:17.0

Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 258. Hot Flash Wednesday. It's hot in here and

0:26.5

it's making me really anxious. Motherfucker. I don't know why I feel crazy.

0:31.2

Yeah it's making me want to pick the chair up and throw it into the wall right now.

0:34.8

I'm Crystal. I'm Patofria. I don't feel good. I don't feel great. I know you haven't been feeling well. Yeah I don't feel great. I know what the last two days have been really weird. I was thinking

0:49.2

did I accidentally take double my dose yesterday of my meds and is that why I was like throwing

0:56.1

up in the evening it's possible because I don't remember taking it like either time

1:01.5

where I was like I don't know so I'm like maybe I accidentally

1:05.3

took it twice and made myself sick or I don't know because the day before I

1:10.1

wasn't feeling good either I think it was just from Sunday. We had a really fucking busy weekend. Yeah. We did a lot of

1:17.2

socializing. We haven't been here with you guys in a week. It's been a full over a week. Yeah. We miss you. We have a lot to talk about. Yes.

1:28.8

Last week was a busy week for us girls. Birthdays.

1:33.0

Back to back.

1:34.0

Every year it's like that.

1:36.0

My social battery is dead.

1:39.0

It's empty.

1:40.0

It's like an old tin can.

1:42.0

It's rusty. I was surprised that we both went to each thing back to back.

1:47.0

Yeah, that's huge.

1:49.0

So last week, me and Stevie are one day apart. She was my birthday present. So her

1:55.8

birthday was Monday. My birthday was Tuesday. I was thinking that's really good for

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