259: It's Kismit

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2024

⏱️ 99 minutes

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0:00.0	B. Nice.
0:21.0	Welcome. Hello, episode 259.
0:24.0	Of Hello, Dysfunction, I'm Caitlin.
0:27.0	You're not ready.
0:30.0	Here I am.
0:31.0	You see my fucking microphone?
0:33.4	What the fuck?
0:34.4	God.
0:35.4	Your light wasn't even on.
0:36.4	That's all I was like, can we hit the light?
0:38.6	The light in my head is not on.
0:40.3	It's the issue.
0:42.4	Here we are. We've been out again.
0:45.0	It's my fault. I was sick as a dog.
0:47.0	Hey, we almost were out again because fucking,
0:50.0	my head still hurts, but it's not as bad.
0:52.0	Thank God, but I almost call him sick.
0:55.1	That little concoction you recommended is what saved my life.
0:58.8	I'm a drug connoisseur.
1:00.1	No, for real.
1:01.3	No, when it comes to sinus pressure? You have experience. You know, we had busy graduation week and all that shit last week. Yeah, Pase did that. It's for you. And it was too much for me. I knew it was and I kept saying, I hope I'm not getting sick. I thought it was allergies. No, I got sick as a
1:24.1	fucking dog. Hell a sick out of nowhere. It was so bad and like I want to say for like
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