261: Alfred and the Amazing Monochromatic Dreamboat w/ @SaxKixAve

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

We're talking #comedy, #music and #originstories with Al and Al!

Guests: SaxKixAve
https://www.instagram.com/saxkixave/
Albert https://www.instagram.com/albthebuilder/
Alfred https://www.instagram.com/underdogcentral/

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0:00.0	Man had me one of the beaches and I got a lot of sand and I put it in a sock and I was using that as a heating pad, sand.
0:07.8	A sock? A sock? A sock. You put sand in a sock? I put sand in a sock tied it up, took it home with me and I use that as a heating pad.
0:16.5	Put it in the microwave. I was just about to say a microwave.
0:18.5	Yeah, heat it up and then... That's wild. The thing is that it has a smell though. Like sand, it smells like the beach. It smells like.
0:26.4	What beach did you take it from though? Like Manhattan, in between Manhattan Beach and...
0:31.0	Marina? What's next to Manhattan Beach? Beach and
0:35.0	Marina what's next to Manhattan? Seal?
0:36.0	Whatever's next to it.
0:37.0	Seal Beach.
0:38.0	Mother's Beach. Mother's Beach. I grab something just throw it in there, but yeah.
0:40.0	So somebody on that beach witnessed you robbing the beach.
0:44.4	That's what robbing the beach?
0:46.4	I don't think it was a shortage of bad.
0:49.4	That's wild in there.
0:51.4	I'm taking this shit. I'm taking this shit.
0:53.0	I mean robbing a beach is a stretch, okay?
0:56.0	That little mouth that I'm good to feel that tube sock
0:59.0	was not robbing them at all.
1:01.0	This conversation is just uncomfortable. What a remedy though. It's just uncomfortable.
1:03.0	What a remedy though.
1:04.0	That's like eating bark instead of aspirin.
1:06.0	He's like, you know what?
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