And the Hi guys welcome to hello dysfunction episode 261.

Hi, I'm Crystal.

I'm Patafria.

Hi.

Hi. Hi guys, I feel like we haven't recorded in a while.

We got a lot to talk about no shit and we

fucking we're starting late we were gonna record like two hours ago but guess

but what happened I forgot I had an eyelash appointment. We sat our asses in these chairs and

looked at each other. I already had my light on. I was like, okay, put your light on.

She's primping and she goes, I have an eyelash appointment right now. And I like right now like we were about to hit record.

Yep. Right now. Yep. So guess where we went? We got up and we got in the car and we went to her

fucking appointment and we had a girl's appointment.

We had, we were able to...

A group appointment.

We were able to split it and have a company appointment.

Yeah, so I got a little touch up too shout out Priscilla.

That was great. I heard it. Here we are. We're just girls.

Two birds. We just put on lip gloss. We're just girls. Here we are.

So feminine? Mm-hmm. We're ladies. Not at all. Oh, it's hot. It's like 500

fucking degrees. But we're here. Oh man, it's been a busy week. We watched the debate last night.

That was a shit show. That made me so proud to be an American.

I knew it was going to be bad.

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