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Hello Dysfunction

262: I'm Free Bleeding

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2024

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

We’re back!! Crystal is feeling better, the hot weather is annoying, Charlene got Carolyn for her retirement gift and books are being enjoyed. Crystal’s adhd screening is moving forward, another garage sale is happening, Pata Fria was able to see her daughter and men are still disgusting.

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0:00.0

And the Hi guys welcome welcome welcome back we're back

0:20.2

episode 262 of hello disfunctions with Crystal and Patty.

0:27.0

Here we are.

0:29.0

Sorry, I don't know why had my microphone in my fucking lap.

0:33.2

It's so hot.

0:34.6

You guys don't even know my skin's melting off.

0:36.6

Yeah, we poured water on ourselves,

0:39.5

and it did actually help a lot,

0:41.4

because I was in a full pan like hot flash feeling sweat and we got

0:47.7

a trailer air conditioning it feels good sweat it helps so good. So great. Yeah.

0:54.0

Fuck. Crystal has been very sick.

0:57.0

Almost died.

0:58.0

I had to stop making jokes about it because it got really serious.

1:02.0

I can't remember ever being not sick in my life.

1:05.4

I didn't even want my kids anywhere around you.

1:07.4

Like, I almost got into it with Bunny.

1:10.2

Like, I need you to not be at their house you don't understand like I just

1:14.3

kept thinking I'm gonna have to nurse peas through up into to another

1:20.0

steroid treatment again there was one. So I had fevers because of course this

1:27.8

terrible ass virus that was already horrible, mine morphed into the worst sinus infection I've had since I was probably like 19

1:36.4

when I wound up hospitalized for it. But I had a fever of 102 for six days straight.

1:44.0

Once you said you were still having a fever after like three days,

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