262: First Day Vs First Week of School
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Put away those “first day of school everything is great and new with the world” vibes Backseaters, it’s pedal to the metal into week one of the school year and the Nickerson’s are already planning their escape! This episode is packed with the hottest parental takes on the state of women’s fashion, surviving Hurricane Hilary, relating with your kids anxiety in today’s world, ‘Punk Rock’ Dad Makovers, why you can still be a Christian in the entertainment industry, your emails, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to be here. Hey everybody. Welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There. We are a funny |
| 0:20.6 | podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson, I'm a stand of comedian, and the host |
| 0:24.0 | of the aforementioned podcast, |
| 0:29.0 | and alongside me... |
| 0:31.0 | Don't get me started. |
| 0:32.0 | Don't get me started. Don't get you. We have a child who. |
| 0:36.0 | Miss Nickerson, we have a coughing child in the office. |
| 0:40.0 | It's called the Monday morning cop. |
| 0:44.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:46.0 | It's called first Monday of the year. |
| 0:48.9 | We're all sick. |
| 0:51.5 | It is convenient how children do tend to be sick the first Monday of the school year. |
| 0:57.0 | Not the first day of school. |
| 0:59.0 | No, when they come back from the weekend. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, the first Monday of the school year. |
| 1:04.0 | First day of school is very exciting. |
| 1:06.3 | The first Monday is a real reality check. |
| 1:09.3 | It's like open your books, get your pencils out. Yeah, no we're going to get some lessons. Oh my gosh. The first day |
| 1:16.3 | of school is like a little vacation and the first Monday of school is the DMV. First day is like a talent show. Oh, what did you do this? |
| 1:30.5 | Like you... My binder has spark sparkles you're never more interesting than the |
| 1:34.3 | first day of school what are you wearing what do you got what did you do this |
| 1:38.4 | summer ooh Atlanta I have a cheese stick in this new lunch box and a little bit that carries over the |
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