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Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Back to School, Back to Schedules

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5951 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Hope you’re ready for literally dozens of daily car rides backseaters because schedules are BACK and Mel and Dustin couldn’t be more thrilled to pump up the gas budget for the new school year. This week, we uncover the cause and cure for all of mid-life’s problems, consider how to talk to our children about aliens, Dustin has too much earwax, a Southwest flight for the memory books, 19 years of marriage, your emails, and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's episode is brought to you by Bark Technologies,

0:02.8

with Parental Control Monitoring apps

0:04.8

and the new Bark phone.

0:05.8

Bark is the best comprehensive Parental Control

0:08.3

Tool for families.

0:09.3

Listen to today's episode for more details. Hey everybody welcome and don't make me come back there. We are a funny

0:32.4

podcast about

0:33.1

family my name is Dustin Nickerson I'm a standard comedian the host

0:37.5

what of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio

0:44.6

above Public Swear Coffing, downtown Lameza is my lovely wife and co-host

0:49.2

Melissa Nickerson and our producer Andy. Hey there! and our producer Andy.

0:52.6

Hey!

0:53.6

And seven of Andy's 11 children are in the house.

0:57.6

Cheers!

0:58.6

To us, to Andy's kids, the clock turned off already.

1:01.8

Oh no. We're off to a banging start here on Tuesday.

1:05.6

I always accidentally hit the power saving. It's all right. It doesn't matter.

1:10.3

Everybody. Thanks for tuning in. Backcedars. I appreciate you guys, you know, whatever you're doing right now.

1:18.0

Thanks for letting us get in that little ear canal of yours of which mine has too much wax, my right one.

1:24.1

That's what I was told.

1:26.2

I had, I went in to look at some throat stuff, which we'll get into.

1:31.2

Okay.

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