264: Closed Hit Fist

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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We’ve had a rough week. Nyah’s cotillion is coming, Pata Fria played a crazy prank, Carolyn acted a fool in Target and there’s a special use for tape. Kamala is not a good person, justice for Sonya Massey, Pata Fria is collecting garbage and Crystal lives in a spider sanctuary.

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0:00.0	And the Welcome, I hate all of them.
0:23.2	Welcome guys to Hello Dysfunction, episode 264.
0:27.6	Oh, yeah.
0:28.6	It's always a guessing game with Potter Freya.
0:31.3	Fuck.
0:32.1	It's a stressful week. with Potter Freya. Fuck.
0:34.1	It's a stressful week. I don't know what's going on in the...
0:37.0	I don't know what's going on in the universe or in the retrogrades or whatever right now, but everyone is fucking going through it.
0:45.2	I have the urge to pick this chair up and throw it across the room and I never feel violent.
0:50.7	Smash it. Yeah. I just feel violent.
0:54.0	I stress.
0:55.0	It's always something.
0:57.0	Yesterday I woke up and I was, I had a migraine so bad for no, I've been eating so good for no I've been eating so good lately I've been like
1:05.5	Drinking water doing good right? I woke up with the migraine yesterday so bad I could barely open my eyes
1:12.3	That's not a reward for
1:14.0	being a good no it's not I could I could not even check my phone I could barely
1:19.2	open my eyes it made me throw my body started purging everything out of it and I was like is this death because
1:26.2	I know when you die that happens I'm like I'm like I'm on the brink of death I
1:31.0	started I took Excedrin and Motrin and laid down and then the headache got worse and you know how at one point you could feel the headache is like you need to throw up.
1:41.0	Yeah, that happened so I'm in my bathroom puking and sweating and ready to cry, laid back down.
1:50.3	I felt so bad, so disgusting for like hours.
1:53.0	Those are the worst.
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