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Hello Dysfunction

263: How's Your Mom?

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

We had some beauty treatments, it’s Jimbo’s birthday, Stinkers might need surgery and our judicial system is a JOKE. Mosquitos are evil, what’s your communion snack, thrifting requires dedication and our presidential process is embarrassing.

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0:00.0

And the Hi guys welcome to hello dysfunction I'm Patofria. I'm Crystal. Welcome to episode 263. We're getting up there.

0:30.4

Yeah, that's a lot of fucking episodes.

0:33.3

Yes, I was looking at that the other day when I was posting the highlights and you know it's like highlights from episode 262 and I was like,

0:41.4

God damn. And that's not including the Patreon episodes. I wish we kept a number.

0:47.0

Yeah, I wish we kept a number on that because there's like over a hundred over there. I'm sure.

0:52.0

For sure. Yeah. It's a lot of talking a lot of yapping business

0:56.9

revealing. Yes. Yes. A lot. Are you bruised? Mm-hmm. Quite a bit, huh?

1:03.0

I just noticed it right now and I was like, oh.

1:06.0

All right here.

1:07.0

Yeah.

1:08.0

I got a little fucking Botox and

1:12.0

have her fix right here with some fill filler so it was bugging me.

1:15.0

I got Botox the other day and I wanted some more lip filler but they were like

1:21.3

nope really not yet no because you know I had my

1:25.0

migration bad and they want to do it properly well I have a little bit of

1:30.0

movement already and so they're like you need to wait longer and just see

1:35.1

because it's still too soon and you don't want it to move more

1:38.6

than it already has a little bit so far on one side

1:42.1

more than the other whatever so don't want to mess anything up and they're

1:46.2

not small so I'm fine.

1:48.2

Yeah no they look hell good.

1:50.1

Thank you.

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