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Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Producer Andy here welcoming you to this fallback throwback episode as Mel and Dustin are embracing the autumn on the east coast this week. Hope you had a chance to catch Dustin with Taylor Tomlinson at the legendary Radio Music City Hall. If you didn’t, that’s fine, you can experience what it’s really like to see him, just outside of most major cities, on his Headlining tour, Halfway There , before the year ends.

Head over to dustinnickerson.com for tour dates and tickets. In the meantime enjoy this episode until we return next week.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everyone.
0:05.0	producer Andy here welcoming you to this fallback throwback episode as Mel and
0:09.2	Dustin are embracing the autumn on the East Coast this week.
0:11.8	Hope you had a chance to catch Dustin with Taylor Tomlinson at the legendary Radio Music
0:15.8	City Hall, and if you didn't, that's fine, you can experience what it's really like to see
0:19.5	him just outside of most major cities on his headlining tour halfway there.
0:23.6	Head over to Dustin Nickerson.com for tour dates and tickets.
0:26.6	In the meantime, enjoy this episode until we return next week. Hey everybody. Welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There. We are a funny
0:39.7	podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian the host of the
0:44.1	aforementioned podcast and alongside me on the do's south wall of our state of the
0:49.2	art recording studio slash our bedroom is my lovely wife, my cohost CFO and overall great gal Melissa Nickerson.
0:55.8	Hey there. Thanks for tuning in everybody on this rainy San Diego Tuesday.
1:01.2	It's a Tuesday in Southern California. It's been raining so much.
1:04.6	I...
1:05.6	So much flooding. California is bad at water. We either don't have enough of it.
1:10.3	Just handle it. We... We then catch on fire later we have droughts and then when it does rain
1:16.4	my under it floods and we get in lots of car crashes and my understanding of it is that we are also not great at holding on to it as far as it's going into our reservoirs and whatnot, but regardless, I hope that wherever you are right now you are handling water better than we are.
1:36.0	If you hear some drops in the background, that's what's happened there.
1:39.0	It's not that we have a white noise machine on behind us.
1:42.0	It wasn't supposed to rain today, but today is supposed to be the last day.
1:47.0	And I'm going to take full blame for this because I've been teaching a rainstick lesson in the local elementary schools.
1:55.0	Those are you to know Melissa in addition to being a CFO, a podcaster, you know a lot of different
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