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Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Now Boarding, Backseaters section B! Keep those aisles clear and judgment free!! We’re all equals here and when your cruisin’ with Dustin and Mel today, you’re family. Today on the show, another awkward flight passenger, how to buy a phone for your kid, the Big Apple & Radio City Music Hall, Dolly Parton’s America Podcast, and more!.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to be here. Hey everybody. Don't make me come back there. We are a funny podcast about |
| 0:21.2 | family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. |
| 0:23.2 | I'm a stand-up comedian and the host. |
| 0:27.0 | Take your time, babe. |
| 0:32.0 | Of the aforementioned podcast, and we don't have a lot to talk about, so I'm just trying to fill the airwaves here. |
| 0:38.0 | Thanks for tuning in everybody. |
| 0:41.0 | Alongside me is my lovely wife and co-host, Melissa Nickerson. |
| 0:44.8 | Hey there. Our lovely producer Andy Laura. |
| 0:47.2 | Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bana bana bana bana bana bana nahhah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nahh nah nah nah nahh nah nah nah nah n Everyone's trying to pump me up because my self-esteem is pretty low right now. |
| 0:56.0 | I got home 36 hours ago. |
| 1:00.0 | Melissa has yelled at me roughly 11 times in that period. |
| 1:04.0 | I'm not saying that I didn't deserve said yelling. |
| 1:06.5 | I'm just stating the facts. |
| 1:08.0 | We yelled in front of the bunny. |
| 1:09.0 | And Handy told me to put on a different shirt because I looked I looked like a the |
| 1:16.8 | fat tub of lard where his words which seemed harsh for a man on payroll |
| 1:21.0 | you know I thought sitting in chairs on camera |
| 1:25.2 | is not for the fake of fun. |
| 1:27.8 | Or for the boob of man. If we could just wear like a drape yeah |
| 1:35.0 | just shoulders it just drapes to our knees |
| 1:38.0 | ponchos shared snuggie |
| 1:40.0 | yeah the shared snuggie I would like yeah yeah, my hands have to be visible. |
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