265: Mel Spends Her Bunny Money

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Grab your PSL’s and kick misogyny to the curb, Fall is here to stay! The scones are warm and the breeze is cool, and this is going to be a very nice show today. Mel and Dustin announce their newest pet purchase, we tell animal horror stories in prep for halloween, we invite the government into our bodies, why Mel is so loved and needed in our home, quokkas, and Las Vegas Bingo Dingos!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to be here. All right in three two one. 2. Hey everybody, welcome, don't make me come back there.
0:23.0	We are a funny podcast about family.
0:24.5	My name is Dustin Nickerson.
0:25.6	I'm a stand-up comedian and the host of the aforementioned podcast.
0:28.9	And alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio
0:31.9	in downtown La Mesaza, California,
0:33.7	is my lovely wife and co-host, Melissa Nickerson, who's very upset with me because
0:38.2	I just made some jokes that we can't air on this podcast because, listen, we're a clean podcast and it was
0:45.1	listen I crossed a line I crossed a line I understand you ran across but we are
0:51.4	talking about a trip to Vegas and I just, there was some jokes that I made
0:56.2	that we'll forget about.
0:57.4	We'll forget about.
0:58.5	And maybe...
1:00.5	No. I don't. Burn the tapes.
1:07.0	Burn the tapes.
1:08.0	A girl.
1:11.0	Thanks for tuning in everybody. We got a lot to get to today. We are going to talk
1:15.7	about our couple days in Vegas. We've got a lot of different topics that we're going to get to.
1:20.0	I don't even know which ones we're going to get to and not, so I not going to act like I do know because I don't I have no idea what I do know is I have a son in my house
1:27.8	You puked his guts out last night. Yes because if we were recording two episodes today because today right now is
1:34.8	Wednesday what's the date in the actual future where this one's coming out in the
1:39.9	year 2000 this is the 27th this is I am in Seattle I'm driving to Portland tomorrow for a gig and
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