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Hello Dysfunction

266: Don't Just Do It

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Pata Fria has a shoulder injury, Crystal can see the notes from her psych evaluation, avoid processed meats and pervs are hiding cameras. Someone sh*t near Pata Fria’s head, finally some great news, the garage sale is Sunday and cottage cheese is currently that girl.

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0:00.0

And the Hi kids welcome to hello dysfunction

0:19.7

episode 942.

0:23.0

266.

0:25.0

Ermanger.

0:26.0

Is that it?

0:27.0

266?

0:28.0

Yeah.

0:29.0

Huh.

0:30.0

It's not 256.

0:31.0

Okay, look at us. Go us. We're closer to

0:36.9

fucking 300. Yeah. That's crazy. We always say that but

0:41.6

damn it just feels very crazy. Yeah. It's weird to say it out loud like this life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Potipria. I'm Crystal. I think I have a shoulder injury and I cannot keep denying my way through.

0:57.0

Hey because when we were lifting weights you kept having issues.

1:00.0

Yes and when I sleep and right now it's so bad now that when I reach to turn my lamp off

1:05.6

When I reach to get this water right now, I'm in pain and when I do my lamp sometimes it'll almost make me cry it hurts so bad go you gotta go

1:14.7

something's wrong yeah it probably is it hurts so

1:19.0

do you remember injuring it or it just came out of nowhere it just kind of came out of nowhere and I thought I slept

1:24.4

wrong. There wasn't like an incident but you know that like this hurts.

1:30.1

Really? Yes. Yes I to probably get that checked. They're really going to accuse you of drug seeking.

1:38.0

Oh, I know. Motherfucker. I mean, I'm not even asking for an open appeal. Just figure out. out x-ray just fix it. Yeah, I don't x-ray the motherfucker I don't mmm it hurts. I know I still have to go for an MRI for your sinuses or yeah. Yeah, I need to do it. Get it done. Yeah, I keep having

1:56.4

vertigo hell of bad, but I've been trying not to complain because I always

1:59.6

complain about my sinuses. Yeah. People are so sick of it. Yeah, we need a t-shirt that says it's my sinuses. People are probably so sick of it. Yeah we need a t-shirt that says it's my sinuses. No seriously for real. But yeah, it's my vertigo's been fucking with me all bad. We went on a movie date today. You did. Just us

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