267: I'm Busy Flirting

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Happy Anniversary to Crystal and Mark!, T needs to leave Crystal alone, be careful who you’re doing favors for and Carolyn wants Jake. Pata Fria is trying new hair colors, Peez is growing up, stop finding creative uses for poop and grind your own meat.

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0:00.0	B. Hey guys, welcome to episode 267 of Hello Disfunction.
0:23.0	I'm Potipria.
0:25.0	You're interrupting as usual.
0:28.0	We usually say that and then I say I'm Crystal but I jumped the gun.
0:32.0	How are you?
0:33.0	Introduce yourself?
0:35.0	Oh, I'm Crystal.
0:36.0	That's Crystal.
0:37.0	I'm new here.
0:38.0	I'm Potifria and we have a special guest, a fly that's made its way in here and is driving me
0:43.5	trying to get my food and it's fucking rude because I didn't
0:46.8	fucking offer enough it's distracting me badly mhm
0:51.1	uh huh happy anniversary thank you Happy anniversary to the only married couple I care about. The only marriage that I respect. I don't know. No, I don't mean that but my favorite marriage I'll say that I love you
1:05.4	Thank you so happy a long time yeah 13 years we've been married 13 years together 19.
1:14.0	That's insane.
1:15.0	That's a lifetime.
1:17.4	Yes.
1:18.2	We were.
1:19.2	No thanks.
1:21.0	That's a lifetime.
1:22.0	It's a long fucking. it's our whole growing up character development years.
1:27.0	Yes.
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