267: IKEA: The Allen Wrench in Your Marriage
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2023
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
If losing your keys isn’t bad enough backseaters, have you ever lost that tiny allen key that your DIY life depends on in the heat of an Ingatorp build?! Mel and Dustin have mastered the IKEA conspiracy to destroy all romantic partnerships after 19 years of committed home design and comfort avoidance. And would you believe it we get into a whole lot more than that today on the show giving unexpected credits to Nickelback and Creed, What animals we’d like to be, seeing Brandi Carlile and P!nk in concert, the La Mesa Oktoberfest, and more.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to be here. Hey everybody. Welcome to Don't Make Me come back there. We are a funny |
| 0:21.0 | podcast about family. My name is |
| 0:22.5 | Justin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian and the host. |
| 0:28.8 | Of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in our state of the art |
| 0:32.0 | recording studio, |
| 0:33.6 | downtown La Mesa above Public Square Coffee, |
| 0:36.5 | is my lovely wife and co-host Melissa Nickerson. |
| 0:39.1 | Hey there. |
| 0:40.0 | Producer Andy, Melissa, who is now the cover model of a new to paperback book. |
| 0:47.0 | Who? |
| 0:48.0 | That'll be married to Melissa. |
| 0:50.0 | Available yesterday. |
| 0:52.0 | That's right. Wherever you buy books if that bookstore has it. |
| 0:57.8 | It's on Amazon. It's on most. It's in a lot of Barnes and Nobles, or not it has paperback I don't know I don't |
| 1:05.1 | know anything about distribution but it's it's out there if you were like I would like |
| 1:11.9 | Dustin's book for five dollars cheaper. So you waited, what month is October? You |
| 1:18.4 | waited 16 months, almost a year and a half. You're like I refuse to buy that because you don't like |
| 1:25.2 | hard covers I need it more flammable I need I need a I want a paper cover |
| 1:30.4 | paperback book you're gonna rip out the pages as you |
| 1:33.2 | Yes, yes which I mean you could do that in a hard cover but it'll be easier |
| 1:36.6 | you're right because the binding is not as strong if you want a book that does not look as |
| 1:40.6 | good on a book shelf. |
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