268: Baby Free at Baby Birthdays

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Take advantage of those child free hands and fill up on those veggie, meat & cheese platters, and crispy beer coolers. Because, nothing beats attending a baby’s first birthday party, as long as it’s not your baby’s birthday! Hot off the Northwest Dustin recaps the Washington State Huskies football game, Mel finally learns how to go to the beach, why baby’s are terrible beach buddies, surviving the Fall school break, our new Stranger Danger segment with phone scams, and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to be here. Hey everybody welcome to don't make me come back there. We are a funny
0:20.7	podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian and the host of the aforementioned
0:27.7	podcast and alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio above Public Square Coffee in downtown Lameza
0:36.0	is my lovely wife clinging an empty glass Melissa Nickerson.
0:40.4	I shot my shot.
0:41.6	Empty glass in a full heart as well as producer Andy Laura.
0:47.0	He's here, we're here, everybody.
0:51.0	The A C's on.
0:52.0	A C's on.
0:53.0	Turn the AC off, Andy.
0:55.0	It's unbelievable.
0:57.0	Get Stephen English back in here.
1:00.0	He's writing a paper right now.
1:02.0	I don't know what Stephen's doing.
1:03.3	Yeah, I'm kidding.
1:04.4	What do you think the odds are that Stephen still listens to the podcast?
1:07.5	Okay, we had a peaceful breakup. He was one of my good friends.
1:10.4	I was at a housewarming party of Stephen's. he told me that they grade on a curve in his
1:17.0	MBA program and he's doing great.
1:22.0	I miss Stephen. I just like I want to see Stephen like a little backpack. Yeah.
1:27.1	Going to his night classes. Just a grown man with children with two kids going.
1:32.8	Just in an MBA.
	...

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