273: Bougie Teens and Overpriced Jeans

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Backseaters, loosen up those seatbelts! Thanksgiving is around the corner and we’re brining, buttering, and avoiding the dieters this season. Dustin and Mel bring the gravy train today with a slathering of laughs including a Stranger Danger for the books, Mel’s Disneyland memories, the melancholy reality of middle aged birthdays, Bougie Teens and Overpriced Jeans, and Dustin’s ode to Mel and the modern Woman, and MORE!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to And three, two's do, I want to hear you do it. Go. You started already.
0:30.0	Three, two, one. Hey, welcome to Don't Make you come back there we are a funny
0:34.1	podcast about family I am Dustin Nickerson and the host of today's
0:39.8	aforementioned podcast and sitting beside along beside me in our state-of-the-art
0:44.6	recording studio above Public Square Coffee is my wife and CFO and all-around
0:50.9	good time well listen
0:52.6	aicerson and we've got Andy here
0:55.1	Andy Laura millions of peaches
0:57.3	hages for three uh wow freaky Friday episode.
1:03.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, my, oh, my,
1:07.0	yeah, oh, yeah, oh,
1:08.0	zoom in, how it is going crazy.
1:12.0	Welcome, everybody, the podcast, Mel, and I. I'm going crazy.
1:13.0	Welcome everybody, the podcast.
1:14.6	Mel and I are dressed like we're directing 70s adult films today.
1:18.7	We are Lucy Guoosey to episode day.
1:27.0	We got a schedule.
1:28.0	We're not going to get to any of it.
1:30.0	I'm feeling the effects of caffeine, which not happen very often usually I drink caffeine to get me to a baseline of existence
1:38.7	Right and I am about to run out of this room right now. I'm going to run around these walls. I had a little half cup at home. I had the full cup before this. I am vibrating. I could shake through the walls right now. I could flash. Nice. you could run through the wall no he
1:54.0	he doesn't run through the wall he runs that's his oh my you've seen the movie he
2:01.8	vibrates under the law? I'm done. This podcast sucks.
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