A Salute for One-Kid Parents

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Backseaters, if you’re gonna leave your kid at our house, we will be charging late fees for missed pickup times and overstays. We like you, We like your kids, but only for the first 12 hrs per stay. – We are excited to invite you to the new Dustin Nickerson Comedy Fans Facebook Group! Like Comedy? Like Dustin & Melissa? Like the Podcast? This is where we can talk and laugh about it all. Hit the link below and join. - On the show today Dustin encounters some church conference flavored stranger danger, Mel shares her PieTSD,we celebrate one-kid parents, your emails, and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to be here. Hey everybody welcome or don't make me come back there. We are a funny
0:20.4	podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nicholson of the host of the aforementioned podcast
0:24.4	and I'm getting to it because it's a two episode day
0:27.2	alongside me in our state of art recording studio
0:29.4	above Public Square Coffee in downtown Lameza is my lovely wife,
0:32.4	Melissa Nickerson.
0:34.3	Hey there.
0:35.3	Looking cool and our producer Andy Laura, looking normal.
0:40.0	We're talking about Rancid and 90s and we're
0:44.1	Andy and Andy and I were doing the thing we always do which talk about punk and
0:48.8	and yeah and for 90s and 2000 and then Melissa's like what about Bear Naked Ladies and we're like that band's cool too.
0:55.8	Have you heard the story why they have that name? I have not.
0:58.7	No. When they were unknown they put it on the marquee and people would come in.
1:01.7	Genius. Brilliant. Genius.
1:02.8	Genius.
1:03.8	I mean, set up for disappointment.
1:05.8	Yeah.
1:06.8	Talk about, yeah, talk about and uh, setting somebody up to, talk about really believing in your
1:12.1	music, like like hey they think
1:13.1	they're gonna see a naked woman but instead they're gonna hear a middle-aged guy kind of
1:16.7	rap so a Chinese chicken I mean that's just appropriating and it's all about chicken hana hana hana hana hana hana hana hana hana hana hana hana hana hana hana hana hana hana h, hana, hana, hana, hana,
1:25.0	all about chicken.
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