279: Gay Christmas Love

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2024

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Pat is your lesbian aunt that loves bowling, cigarettes are making a comeback, angry kids are not fun and angry cops are even worse. Everyone’s getting migraines, monitor your kid’s downloads, Facebook groups are a good time and basketball players are weirdly close.

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0:00.0	Take these with you. You can take my car. Oh, you're going to hang out.
0:17.4	Hi. Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 279.
0:23.8	Feeling fine.
0:25.3	Me looking at you for reassurance.
0:27.2	Is it that?
0:27.7	It is.
0:28.5	Okay.
0:28.8	I'm potter for you.
0:30.8	Unfortunately, I'm Crystal.
0:33.2	I'm your lesbian aunt that bowls on a league.
0:38.0	I said, you need a jacket with patches and shit on it.
0:40.9	I do.
0:41.6	Or like a silky Budweiser jacket.
0:44.0	Definitely.
0:44.8	One or the other.
0:46.6	I'm a new woman.
0:47.8	Here I am.
0:49.6	Mullet City.
0:50.7	Mollet City, population, me.
0:53.1	Stingers came in last night. He was like, that's your new hairstyle.
0:55.9	He's like, great. You're a real fucking honky, dirty, honky mom. Do you like it or not? He was like, yeah.
1:01.2	Did it? Yeah. And then, Bunny didn't say anything. And I was like, do you like my hair or not? She was like, yeah, because she, I showed her pictures before I went to get it cut.
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