278: Sweet Ass Ride

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi.
0:02.0	Hi.
0:19.0	Hi.
0:25.6	Oh my God. Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 278. I'm Patafria.
0:26.6	I'm Crystal.
0:28.6	Guess what?
0:29.6	Your camera is open.
0:31.6	I'm taking pictures of my tits from underneath.
0:35.6	It's a new thing I'm trying for our page.
0:39.0	What were you going to say?
0:40.3	Before we start, I just want to say, oh, my fucking God, New Zealand, in the parliament.
0:48.4	Yeah, I got chills.
0:49.8	Chills.
0:50.4	I probably watched it 55 times.
0:52.5	Same.
0:53.3	Every time it would come up.
0:54.1	Bunny probably just hears chanting coming from my room over and over and over.
0:58.4	The fucking Haka is like every time I don't care who does it, where it's being done, I have to watch it.
1:06.2	Every time it's one of those things that like just drags you in and like in a good way and always gives me chills
1:12.7	but to do that in parliament and tear up the fucking bill like fuck y'all yeah it was beautiful that was
1:19.4	beautiful it was beautiful to witness it was very powerful yeah and the people that stood in solidarity
1:25.0	you know like i saw the original t original TikTok post, I think it was.
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