284: Is He A Capricorn?

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Co-sleeping is amazing, a few cigs are good as a treat, the 90s had the best shoes and stockings are Crystal’s jam. Peez loves Jesus, women are magic, don’t be a mood killer and corporations are GREEDY.

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0:00.0	Yep.
0:01.0	Yep.
0:02.0	Hi guys. I'm ready.
0:22.7	I'm ready to go.
0:25.2	Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 284.
0:29.7	Extra dysfunction.
0:31.3	Yes. I'm Patifria.
0:33.4	I'm Crystal.
0:35.1	Fuck. I was setting this thing up. Shit. Her microphone. I mean, we are ready to go. I'm Crystal. Fuck. I was setting this thing up.
0:38.4	Shit.
0:39.0	Her microphone.
0:39.9	I mean, we are ready to go up and just giving her shit.
0:42.3	Her microphone was standing.
0:44.8	All right.
0:45.6	But here we are.
0:46.4	We got espresso.
0:47.9	It's raining.
0:49.1	I didn't know that until I left the fucking house.
0:51.4	Yeah.
0:52.0	It's fucking going to pour.
0:54.0	I'm pissed. I'm kid free. So I'm. till I left the fucking house. Yeah, it's fucking gonna pour.
0:55.0	I'm pissed.
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