285: Do You Have Lover?

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Crystal had some major dental work, RIP Cat Woman, we need a shed and car stuff can be overwhelming. Carolyn won’t listen and Jimbo might be her roommate, Pat’s phone is full of mysteries, Crystal discovered a disgusting way to get high and we love a thrifting score.

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0:00.0	A Romeo and Juliet
0:02.9	We don't need that
0:05.2	I can't
0:07.0	If I could find it Hi guys Is it a name?
0:22.8	I could find it.
0:25.0	Hi, guys.
0:25.7	Hi.
0:26.8	Yep, it is.
0:29.2	Hi, welcome to Hello Disfunction.
0:30.6	I'm Potterfria.
0:32.3	I'm Crystal.
0:34.3	Here we are.
0:35.8	285.
0:37.2	Staying alive. You know, I had to. I couldn't help it couldn't help it I always pause to give you a minute
0:41.1	to get one off there god here we are I know we're we're we're we're we're late we're late I think we
0:51.3	we are but we're getting them in we're're getting them off. I was getting teeth.
0:55.7	Yeah.
0:56.5	And it was really painful.
0:58.2	I couldn't even do anything for three days, though.
1:02.1	No, more than that.
1:03.0	So apparently crowns and veneers are like sisters.
1:06.7	They are.
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