286: Rest In Piss

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2025

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Happy Birthday Stinkers, Peez loves Sugawolf, Nyah finally got a good doctor and you might still be carrying your baby daddy’s DNA. We live in North Korea, Pat helps a neighbor sneak out, classical is medicine and don’t steal from dead people.

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0:00.0	Like a good. Like a good dyke.
0:18.2	You're in there looking for a fucking diet.
0:21.1	For a wife.
0:22.0	Yeah.
0:22.4	A stud.
0:24.2	I'm looking for a partner.
0:26.1	Someone you can build houses with.
0:28.2	Build your dream house with.
0:29.4	DIYs.
0:30.5	Yes.
0:31.0	Carpentry.
0:32.0	Yeah.
0:32.2	So funny.
0:32.6	I have Home Depot plans after this.
0:34.3	That's what I was telling her.
0:35.4	So funny.
0:36.7	So, um, here we are. This is episode
0:39.7	283, right? Nope, six for the third time. God damn it. You did. Two 86. I've said it three times in a row.
0:49.2	All right. Even looked it up to confirm and still I'm saying the wrong number yeah like that week when i was
0:55.4	and you were like do you really want to do this and i was like no remember and i was way off you were
1:01.4	like 20 episodes off you were far off four episodes here we are um slow as usual welcome. We haven't been here for a week.
1:12.8	It's been like over a week.
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