Hello, our Sand Monsters, we are so excited to announce we are going on tour this summer so you can come see us live as we read one-star reviews of places in your town.

Two of our shows are already sold out, Seattle and Portland, thank you.

We got 10 more shows after that and we're going all across the country so we can't wait to see you all.

Go to Beach2 Sandy.com to see where we are headed and go get your tickets.

Welcome to Beach to to Sandy, water, to wet.

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast,

but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Dingong, it's us back again for Beach, Sandy Water to at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most traumatic fashion. I'm Xteen.

My name is Zandy and hello to all you Dingdongs. We are here bringing you reviews of museum gift shops.

We call you the Don Glover's. That was a private thing.

We weren't supposed to tell them that we called them at, but I guess now the secret's out.

Isn't that like a Donald Glover joke? Well yeah he said that he was on a talk show and then he went by Don Glover for years and then one day he realized that he's basically going by Dong Lover if you come together.

Anyway, what's your challenge?

Oh, did you already say the theme?

I did.

Oh, okay. Well, why don't you say my challenge while I find my notes?

Why don't I do that when I try to remember it? It's something to do with common sense media, no?

Oh my gosh, okay it was to find reviews on common sense media where a

reviewer calls out another kid reviewer in their own review. Yes classic

context we we had that before, right?

With Jimbo the Eradicator, the special Halloween, Charlie Brown Halloween review.

And now we can reveal, because this is the last episode of the

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