292: Reviews of Fireworks Stores

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, our Sand Monsters, we are so excited to announce we are going on tour this summer so you can come see us live as we read one-star reviews of places in your town.
0:08.5	Two of our shows are already sold out, Seattle and Portland, thank you.
0:11.9	We got 10 more shows after that and we're going all across the country so we can't wait to see you all.
0:16.8	Go to Beach2 Sandy.com to see where we are headed and go get your tickets.
0:20.6	Welcome to Beach to to Sandy, water, to wet.
0:26.0	A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:34.0	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast,
0:38.0	but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Happy birthday to you.
1:01.0	America.
1:02.0	No. you America. to George Washington.
1:13.8	Washington.
1:14.8	Oh, wait.
1:15.8	Happy birthday to you.
1:18.8	Whoo, poo, poo.
1:21.0	Those are either gunshots or fireworks.
1:23.0	Dealers choice, except I guess I'm the dealer, so I choose fireworks.
1:27.0	So today we are recording in the morning.
1:30.0	Is there a different energy about us?
1:32.0	They don't know about me. Is there a different energy about us?
1:34.1	They don't know about me yet.
1:35.3	I have not had a chance to reveal my energy.
1:39.1	But yes, there is everybody.
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