292-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

One of the great things about our show is that both Mexicans and Blacks like it. They can both tolerate listening to it and not get upset. It's also what some say about Art Laboe's radio show inside jail. We got a bunch of prison shout outs, you know what I'm sayin? And we revist some of the all-time great know what I'm sayin's. Shout out to Butter and Mr. Criminal. One love, homie. Plus, how can you tell when an online fart is manufactured? Is there anything that can be done to PROVE what we're witnessing? We make a plea to you, the little mommy, to help us get a return message from Gloria Estefan. Can you ask her to write back to us? And we're getting another dog - this one won't be a Huxtable. Check out our name options on the show! Be the JEANS!

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0:00.0	Attention special announcement to Canadian jeans. I am coming to Canada the great oh
0:08.2	Manada where Christina was born the Canadian citizen Christina
0:13.0	Well the best part wins are Ontario
0:16.3	Check it out. I'm coming
0:18.3	It was just added to Calgary Alberta Canada
0:22.4	June 13th. It's a Saturday two shows at the laugh shop
0:27.3	I'm doing that right after
0:29.3	Phoenix
0:31.3	Fartnix and Las Vegas on June 11th and June 12th. I have one show in Phoenix
0:36.7	Stand up live one show
0:38.3	Bronkers comedy club in Las Vegas June 12th and then I fly up to Calgary and that's it
0:44.5	the rest of the month
0:47.0	Chicago at Park West. They don't know where that is Chicago. Thank you June 27th and
0:51.9	June 28th in Pontiac Michigan at the Crow foot ballroom
0:55.8	I'm very excited about those shows. I also we should announce that
1:01.5	Christina and I are both going to
1:03.5	Montreal for the Jasper last comedy festival
1:06.8	Those tickets are on sale
1:09.3	My I'm doing shows the 20th through the 24th
1:14.0	10 30 pm shows every night and
1:17.0	If you go to TimesCory.com you can see those were also doing the podcast live
1:21.1	July 23rd and that ticket is also on sale if you want to
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