Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water, to Wet.

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I wanted to like this

podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hey Zandi do you sometimes wish we were separated at birth?

I fear for whatever the reunion would look like when we eventually are reunited on that 23 and me TV show.

Wouldn't that be great though? No. No. Oh for what? Sorry, for what? Oh, for content.

Content. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if we, hmm, what would we be doing with the content? I guess we'd both be podcasters.

Uh, how embarrassing for both our parents.

Wow, yeah, that's rough.

We disappoint two families instead of just one.

And honestly, also that would involve, that would mean we were both destined to become

podcast.

And it's in our genes, which is like, what?

We both are white, so I guess. We are both white millennials white so I feel like it's very was a white thing for a while

you are onto something there anyway hello everyone welcome to an episode on

dog groomers by Kirstie or Kirstie.

I'm not totally 100% sure.

I'm gonna say Kirstie.

And I have a challenge today.

It was sent in by Lauren, and it's to find reviews

where the reviewer says whatever the

product or places is not for the faint of heart.

I that that could go like multiple ways either it's like an actually terrible traumatic

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