296: Reviews of Pet Supplements

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 95 minutes

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0:00.0	If just thinking about your bills makes you feel confused and disorientated,
0:05.0	like your head is full of Raspberry,
0:08.0	then you need Monzo.
0:10.0	Download your new favorite bank and pay bills from custom pots.
0:15.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:18.0	UK residents, Tease and see supply.
0:21.0	Hello, our Sand monsters, we are so excited to announce we are going on tour this summer so you can
0:25.1	come see us live as we read one-star reviews of places in your town.
0:29.6	Two of our shows are already sold out, Seattle and thank you we got 10 more shows after
0:34.4	that and we're going all across the country so we can't wait to see you all go to
0:38.0	beach to sandy.com to see where we are headed and go get your tickets
0:41.6	welcome to beach to sandy headed and go get your tickets. Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water, to Wet.
0:47.0	A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:55.2	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast,
0:59.8	but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello and welcome to Beach, Sandy Water Toa at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
1:23.4	I know what everyone's here for today.
1:25.7	We're covering pet supplements.
1:28.4	Thank you, Salina, for suggesting that.
1:30.8	If I had known that I would one day be spending hours of my life reading about bird nutrition and lizard nutrition when in reality I don't have either of those animals in my home.
1:43.8	I wouldn't believe it, but here we are.
1:45.4	Those are some good ones.
1:46.4	Yeah, I think this is going to be one of those episodes
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