Hello, our Sand Monsters, we are so excited to announce we are going on tour this summer so you can come see us live as we read one-star reviews of places in your town.

Two of our shows are already sold out, Seattle and Portland, thank you.

We got 10 more shows after that and we're going all across the country so we can't wait to see you all.

Go to Beach2 Sandy.com to see where we are headed and go get your tickets.

Welcome to Beach to to Sandy, water, to wet.

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to

like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello and welcome to Beach you Sandy Water Toet the

podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I'm Christine.

And I am Zandy.

Yeah.

To the Cool Kids Club. What are we discussing today?

Thank you.

We are discussing a little bit of everything because we're doing a between you and us.

Haven't you missed it, everyone? Some of you have. Some of you have and I have proof

okay so don't pretend like you aren't excited. Yeah and before people start talking about why we're doing this instead of a normal episode.

Okay.

Yeah, we see the Reddit, well I don't, but other people do.

And then they tell me.

It wasn't bad.

People were wondering why we released a, I wasn't feeling well for our

stream and then we released a live episode instead of a regular episode. Now we're

doing it between you and us.

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