296: Use It Or Lose It

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2025

⏱️ 137 minutes

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The cats are in big trouble, Pata Fria is being humbled, Crystal made a medical device and all our kids are unique. Ghosts are acting up, our government is starting a lot of problems, men shouldn’t be gynecologists and don’t date violent people.

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0:00.0	There's a big white more on this side.
0:16.0	Like on this side.
0:17.0	There is a tooth.
0:20.0	Who the fuck did that?
0:24.3	Sorry.
0:25.8	Look at the microphone.
0:29.4	Who the fuck?
0:35.7	Maybe it from when it fell once.
0:38.6	That wouldn't put teeth marks on it.
0:43.1	I'm leaving.
0:44.4	This episode you're doing by yourself.
0:47.1	Somebody fucking chewed on that.
0:49.2	It has a hat on now.
0:52.9	I think the metal broke when I dropped it because it's so evenly cut.
0:59.8	Well, I haven't pressed it.
1:02.0	Don't pull it off again.
1:04.1	But it's really even.
1:05.7	But that got teeth marks.
1:09.5	Two stupid fucking little, those are cat teeth it's it's on the top and the side like they took a hole they were biting it oh yeah that's a cat it's all on the side
1:20.1	if i see one of them they'll have to get kids. Yeah. Yeah, right, but no.
1:29.5	They can't even fucking put their arm under the door.
1:32.5	Oh, my God.
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