297: I Know Better Than You

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Crystal has lips, Pata Fria had a lonely weekend, Tahoe was turnt and merch is on the way. Surgery is coming up, Pata Fria wants an old school, catch our live streams on Patreon and Elephants are really amazing.

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to Hello to Hello Dfunction, episode 297.
0:26.0	I'm Patafria.
0:27.1	Look at me today.
0:28.0	I'm Sarah Beth.
0:29.0	She doesn't have a mask.
0:30.4	I don't have a mask because...
0:32.0	Here we are.
0:33.0	I got lips again.
0:34.4	Good.
0:35.7	I got to go back, though.
0:43.5	Why? So did they do everything? You were there all day.
0:57.2	No. All I got done. So it took two hours and 45 minutes to do my temples, which that didn't take hell long. That was maybe 35 minutes. My lips were so deflated. And she said, I had, you know, from smoking, not only from
1:08.7	smoking, but from having them filled for so many years and the shape of my lips.
1:14.0	Yeah.
1:14.5	But to rebuild them took that long?
1:18.4	Yeah, and they're not done.
1:20.1	Yeah.
1:21.0	I mean, she does take her time when she did mine.
1:23.9	She's very precise.
1:25.5	It's a long process because it's like little bitty in like injections
1:29.7	little tiny yep yeah it's not just like how our old place used to just squeeze it yeah put it in
1:37.1	like right here on the line so that we're you know what i mean yeah um so she does she takes her time
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