298: Wiener Reset

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Pat’s had a hard week, Mark is keeping secrets, doctors don’t know everything and we curl our twos. Elvis was carrying a child, chew your coconut oil, interesting medical devices and only fake moan for people you love.

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0:00.0	Hi, guys, welcome to Hello Disfunction.
0:20.0	This is episode 298. I'm Padafria.
0:23.6	I'm Crystal and it's 1986. Here we are.
0:29.6	It's like Tuesday, huh?
0:31.6	Yes, we're on time for this one.
0:33.6	We are. Luckily. Barely. Barely. Not really, but we're here day-wise.
0:40.8	Yeah.
0:42.3	It's been a really hard fucking week.
0:46.1	If you're not on Patreon, shame on you, first of all.
0:50.0	But I shared on the last Patreon episode that one of my father-in-law has passed away.
0:59.5	That's kickstarted a bunch of drama.
1:02.3	And I already had other shit going on.
1:07.0	The baby been hell is sick.
1:09.8	She's still, like, I think it's coming out now because, like, she has, like, a very loose cough.
1:15.3	But, like, chokes on it.
1:17.7	And, like, now she has a snotty nose.
1:20.1	So at least I think that's a good sign.
1:21.6	It's been, like, five days.
1:23.0	Yeah.
1:23.4	The problem when it starts getting loose, the good thing is she can finally cough, right?
1:29.3	The bad part is she cough so fucking much.
1:31.8	She's like throwing up the fucking...
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